This is the actual decision as written by the transit court in dismissing Agent Omega (real name omitted from the document for her privacy) from the charges brought against her for riding the subway pantless this past January. The other 7 agents ticketed had their cases dropped last month. This one took longer because Agent Omega overslept and missed her first court date. Officer Panton (yes, his real name) appeared and testified that it was a “fun day”. Read the whole document– it’s hilarious.