Offshore Gambling

Improv Everywhere Mission

Digital Photography: Agents Sklaren, Demblowski, Brady
DV Cam: Agents Rainswept, Butler
Mission Idea: Agent Brainos
Featuring: Arnheiter, Todd, Rainswept, Flamm, Demblowski, Sklaren, Bulter

Nearly eight months after IE introduced New Cheerios and stick-figure caricatures to the unsuspecting Central Park public, agents returned with an even larger mission: offshore gambling. Agents Arnheiter, Flamm, and Todd rented a boat at the Central Park boathouse and hit the water on a warm, sunny afternoon. Arnheiter and Flamm were dressed in tuxedos and Todd was clad in a white dress shirt and black pants. The odd attire alone was attracting odd looks.

People in other boats: You guys coming from a wedding?
Agents: No, we’re high rollers.

The men rowed to a secluded dock on the opposite side of the lake where agents Demblowski, Sklaren, and Rainswept were waiting with contraband. The agents loaded the boat with a large white sign reading “OFFSHORE GAMBLING”, a gambling table, playing cards, poker chips, and a green casino visor. In a matter of moments the Floating Casino was in business.

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The Floating Casino sets up near the crowd.

Arnheiter donned the dealer’s visor and began setting up the card table as Flamm rowed and Todd held the white sign high in the air.

Agents: Hey you guys over there interested in some gambling?
People on other boats: This is legal?
Agents: Yeah, we’re offshore. International waters.
People on other boats: Don’t you have to be a certain distance offshore?
Agents: Um. We’ve never heard of that.

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Folks watching the casino action from the shore.

The Floating Casino positioned itself near the patio located on the south side of the lake. From there, the agents were able to talk with people gathered on the shore as well as folks in other boats. The “audience” laughed, took photographs, and asked questions of the agents.

People on the shore: Can we play?
Agents: Not from there, that would be illegal. Hop on a boat and head on over if you want to play.

The agents claimed that the Floating Casino would be making appearances every Sunday in May, and that while they were giving away free poker chips on this day, starting next week the gambling would be for real money.

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The Floating Casino floats in international waters.

The Floating Casino ended up getting a few boats of customers. Arnheiter and Flamm took turns as the dealer and everyone enjoyed an exciting afternoon of blackjack. Arnheiter kept a gambling rules book handy in case of disputes. Agent Todd gave the group’s mission statement to anyone who was curious, “We’re wanted to take the fun of gambling out of casinos. Casinos are filled with depressing people and too much alcohol. The Floating Casino provides a family gambling atmosphere out in the beautiful sun.”

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Three boats gamble together in harmony.

Agents Rainswept, Demblowski, and Sklaren arrived in their own boat, docked with the Floating Casino, and joined the fun.

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Flamm and Arnheiter wheel and deal.

The Floating Casino received no trouble from park officials. The agents made no effort to hide their enterprise from the workers at the boathouse.

Agents: We’re a new company. We’ll be back next week to gamble for real money.
Boat rental workers: Cool.

Apparently, giving out cups of Cheerios is a worse offense than setting up a casino on park property.

Yet another day of organized fun.

Mission Accomplished.



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19 Responses to Offshore Gambling

  1. Jestrada says:

    “Apparently, giving out cups of Cheerios is a worse offense than setting up a casino on park property.”
    Gotta love it! -Jestrada

  2. corruptwhotle says:

    sounds like something my friends and I would do, great Idea for senior prank!

  3. Ryan says:

    this one is great, I read ‘offshore gambling,’ clicked the link, saw that picture, and burst out laughing at my office. Hilarious.

  4. oerk says:

    "People in other boats: You guys coming from a wedding?
    Agents: No, we’re high rollers. "

    The first thing I thought of was "No ma’am, we’re musicians.".

    Anyway, pretty good mission. The first photo cracks me up.

  5. Ailish says:

    I find it odd and kind of twisted that you can gamble, but not give away Cheerios. Yet, at the same time, I’m not surprised.

  6. robert hemfelt says:

    hahah this is great, i love the picture with the other boat coming up

  7. Daniel Barker says:

    Wow this is halarious– you guys really cool
    Super Cool

  8. Agent Kaiser says:

    I’ve participated in a few of your shenanigans so far (and will attend many more in the future) and I hadn’t seen this one until I was exploring the website and it occurred to me – I saw you guys!! I was a relative newcomer to the city and took my Floridian mother to Central Park when she came up to visit me. I rummaged around in my picture collection, and sure enough, I took a pic of this hilarious group of people with the “OffShore Gambling” sign – I had almost forgotten. Hilarious!! I can upload the picture if you’d like, Charlie (although, it looks like you captured it well).
    You guys are frickin’ hysterical… keep up the funny.

  9. Agent Bunny says:

    First video! It’s amazing how much a video adds to IE.

    $20,000 in a rowboat . . . poor guy. Don’t think he’ll show next Sunday.

  10. Lisa says:

    That was very funny. Why would you give out Cheerios? Did you really do it every week in may?

  11. I Love ImprovEverywhere says:

    I have to say, you guys are my life.

  12. Artemis says:

    wow. helluva good idea. of course the cheerios are a worse offense. they’re healthy. so sad i missed this, it looks like it would’ve been a hoot and a half. you guys rock.

  13. Abby says:

    Wow. Great concept, hilarious. :)

  14. Al says:

    I figured Phil Helmuth or Daniel Negraneau of the WSOP would have floated up at any second…funny stuff!!! you guys are unique!

  15. Excellent. Did I miss the rowboat with the kick-line of chorus girls. Some neon. And some seniors on slots. Excellent.

  16. Bridget says:

    Awwww! poor guy! 20,000 bucks! still, a hilarious mission!

  17. CSE says:

    Poor guy. I would have loved to see that.

  18. Bridget says:

    how CAN giving out cheerios be a worse offense than this?
    still, it’s impolite to look a gift horse in the mouth.