Hug Patrol

Edited by: Andy van Baal
DV Cam: Agent Winckler
Featuring: Appel, Arnheiter, Borden, Fountain, Keech, Kula, Todd, Winckler, Harms, Hot Chocolate, MCJohnson, Parker, Spencer, Reagan, Silver, Thomas

Each Improv Everywhere mission is performed for an entirely unique audience consisting of whoever happens to be in the public space where our scene is caused. It is always our goal to have our work seen by the greatest number of people possible, but most of our venues are limited. A performance on the subway, for example, will only be seen by those who happen to be riding the targeted car. Sure, a large audience of Internet surfers can see documentation of our work in the form of written accounts, photos, and videos, but it’s not the same as actually witnessing an Improv Everywhere event without knowing exactly what is going on.

Fox 5 News in New York gave us an opportunity to change that. We received an email from the local news program requesting coverage, and set up a mission for them to attend. Rather than having Fox 5 simply observe our work and then broadcast the results over the airwaves, we figured we would turn them unknowingly into our audience, and by doing so make every individual who sees the broadcast an audience member as well.

We briefed the Fox 5 folk with the following email:

Dear [Fox 5 Producer],

Here is the plan for Sunday. We’re meeting on the North West corner of 6th Avenue and Waverly, in front of the diner at 1 PM. There will be about 20 of us. For this mission we are going to pretend to be a fake organization called the “Hug Patrol”. We’re going to say that the Hug Patrol is a group that has been commissioned by Mayor Bloomberg to knock on peoples doors on Sunday afternoons and give them hugs. It will work like the Prize Patrol of Publisher’s Clearinghouse. We’ll knock on someone’s door and announce that they have won 100 hugs and then try to give them the hugs right there at their doorstep. Our group never reveals who we are or that we are doing anything deceptive. We will insist that we’re the Hug Patrol no matter what and just try to make people happy. If someone doesn’t want to participate, we’ll just go on to the next door. We’re going to be doing this on Waverly west of 6th Ave. I’ve staked it out, and it looks like a really pretty block to shoot on. The Fox 5 cameras should be out in the open. The Fox people can just say that they are here covering the Hug Patrol. It’s perfect– the cameras will give legitimacy to what we’re doing and people will be more inclined to believe it and participate.

This is going to be lots of fun! I’m excited!

Agent Todd
Improv Everywhere

What we didn’t tell Fox 5 is that the third doorbell we planned to ring belonged to Agent Fountain.

Agent Todd greets the Fox 5 News reporter and camera man
Unfortunately, the Fox 5 crew was running behind on the day of the mission. They gave us a two-hour delay, so our team enjoyed a nice brunch in the interim. We returned at 3 PM and met The Reporter and The Cameraman as planned on the corner of Waverly and 6th Ave. Agent Todd gave them a quick rundown of how the mission was supposed to work, and then took a moment to brief the entire group.

Agent Todd preps the group
The Hug Patrol was ready to roll. The group began walking west down Waverly looking for a doorbell to ring. We figured it would look suspicious if we rang Agent Fountain’s door first (his apartment was in the third or fourth building down the street) so we took a risk and rang two doors before Fountain’s. We had the Fox 5 camera to validate our group to any real stranger who may answer the door, and we figured the worst that could happen was someone simply declining our offer of hugs.

The first apartment. No one home.

The second apartment. No one home.
We lucked out. No answer at the first two doors. The patrol moved onwards and reached our target door. Agent Todd rang the buzzer and after a tense pause, Agent Fountain was heard through the intercom, speaking as if he had just woken up.

The Reporter at the third apartment

Agen Todd rings the buzzer
Agent Todd spoke excitedly into the intercom announcing that the Hug Patrol, comissioned by Mayor Bloomberg had arrived to award 100 hugs. Agent Fountain revealed his name to be “Brian”, and though clearly confused, agreed to come to the door to accept his prize.

The Hug Patrol awaits the prize winner

“Brian” (Agent Fountain) answers the door, bewildered

Agent Todd informs Brian that he has won 100 hugs
The Hug Patrol errupted into cheers and applause as Brian opened the door. The Cameraman smiled as he filmed the patrol. The Reporter moved his way to the top of the stairs and began getting Brian’s reaction.

When it came time for the 100 hugs to be awarded, Brian asked the patrol if they would rather do it inside as he had a friend over (his real life roommate, Agent Laura Palmer). We agreed, and moments later The Reporter, The Cameraman, and 17 huggers entered Brian’s tiny living room.

Brian invites the Hug Patrol inside
The Patrol organized themselves in a circle and and marched forward taking turns giving hugs to Brian, counting them off loudly and cheering for each one. Brian hugged back as hard as he could.

The cheers of the patrol grew as number 100 drew near. Agent Borden started a new trend of throwing in a free kiss as well, which Brian seemed to like just fine. Agent Spencer gave out the climactic 100th hug, and the room filled with smiles, laughs, and cheers.

The Reporter got a post-hug interview with Brian, and the patrol said their goodbyes. Walking up the stairs and out of the apartment, The Reporter turned to Agent Todd and exclaimed, “Well, I don’t think that could have gone better if it was scripted.”

Post-hug interview
The Reporter and Agent Todd both agreed that weren’t going to top the beautiful moment they just created. No need to go to another apartment, the Hug Patrol had delivered and Fox 5 had their story.

7 weeks later, The Hug Patrol story was broadcast on Fox 5 as a 2 minute and 4 second segment on their Saturday evening 10:00 news program.


Agent Fountain
I sat patiently inside waiting for the hug patrol to arrive. When I finally heard the buzzer I went to the intercom and asked who was there.

Agent Todd was on the other end congratulating me on ‘winning 100 hundred hugs.’ I asked him to repeat himself and he did. I went out to investigate. When I went outside there were about 25 people outside on my stoop. The Fox Five reporter was there prominently in the foreground brandishing a microphone and a cameraman was right behind him. The other agents were surrounding them with warm glowing smiles and arms patiently cocked, ready to discharge their twenty hugs.

After a bit of small talk I inform them I have a guest inside and welcome the entire patrol inside. Everyone agrees and walks inside and downstairs to my tiny basement apartment. Once inside I explain to my roommate, Agent Laura Palmer, that I have received 100 hundred free hugs from the NY Hug Patrol.

Agent Todd wastes no time and begins the reward process and starts the dispensing of the embraces. As the various agents begin hugging me they all start counting off each tiny prize and organically form a ‘circle of hugs’ as I imagine they would call it in the hug industry. Each of the hugs were full on, love-filled hugs. There were no A-Frame hugs or friendly, yet distant embrazos. These were ‘I am overflowing with the milk of human kindness’ hugs. The mood at first was quaint even seemingly sterile but as the number of hugs grew so did the laughter and joy of all the participants. By the time we reached the 80’s, agents and news crew alike were cheering and smiling from ear to ear, as was I.

When we had finished the news crew did a short interview and asked me a few questions. Our smiles were infectious. The warmth of his questions sparked a flood of joy inside of me and I replied with an equally enrapturing answer. Which in turn boosted his spirits causing us to create some sort of love dynamo wherein our words and emotions spiraled wildly into a wildfire of passion.

The cameraman was bouncing about the whole time, getting the shot and emotionally sampling the room. I got the feeling that this sort of raw human emotion was a little foreign to him, but that he was intellectually curious none-the-less. But I understood, it is his job to be objective and detached. Though I can assure you in the wake of the tsunami that is the New York Hug Patrol no man has a chance. His emotional state was at such a heightened point that had an agent merely brushed him, he could have become so overtaken that he very well might have scooped the entire room up into a massive bear-hug.

When it was all over we could have turned the lights off and read love-poems in the light of our own afterglow.

Agent Silver
After we finally got a response at the third door, I was nervous about what was going to happen next. I was near the middle of the pack when we were introduced to our hug winner. I just cheered as hard as I could and tried not to giggle. We were then led into “Brian’s (our winner) basement apartment. This was a perfect setting for the mission– it was a really small space and there were 15 or so of us plus a news crew. The hugs were coming at a snails pace for number’s 1-15. But then it clicked and numbers 15-40 were raucously dolled out. Screaming and hollering was accompanying every new hug “Number 29, 30 31!!!!!” Then the bar was most assuredly raised when kisses started being given out. I think Brian dug it from the girls, but not as much from the guys (read: Agent Keech). The weird thing was that after 80 hugs, you couldn’t help but be happier yourself. A great mission all in all.

Agent Parker
The Hug Patrol mission treaded the line between heartfelt earnestness and overwhelming cheesiness. All of the agents displayed ridiculous amounts of enthusiasm throughout the course of the hugs. Yeah for hugs!!!


  • Agent Borden upping the ante and adding kisses to the hug somewhere around the 50th hug
  • Trapping the Fox News reporter in a group hug and giving him a noogie.

Agent Spencer
It was a beautiful day for hugging. Skies were clear and blue, temperature a crisp 68. Since the Fox people made us wait, everyone enjoyed a nice breakfast at the west 4th diner, so I think people were relaxed and in a very lovey mood.

The group met up and made our way down the street, cameramen in tow. The whole time there was a bearded/pony-tailed man following us and staring. I am not sure how many people noticed him; I was in the back of the group so I got a good look. He just smiled and stared as we marched into fountain’s house. Charming.

Agent Fountain was brilliant from the first moment I heard his confused, groggy voice over his intercom. When he opened the door in warm up pants and bare feet his eyes looked so glazed and confused. It was perfect. We marched on down and started the hugging. 100 hugs went faster than I thought. People kept the momentum going and everyone was cheering and counting. At like 92, someone pointed at me. They had counted it out and I was the 100th hug. I started to stress a little in line as to how to approach the big 1-0-0. In the end I just stepped up onto Agent Fountain’s couch and hugged from on high. I was worried I would get it dirty, but it was all for the mission.

As we left Fountain’s place, the Fox 5 guy said something like, “It couldn’t have gone better if it was scripted”. He was right, I think we executed the mission perfectly; complete with a group hug outside, with the Fox 5 guy awkwardly sandwiched in the middle.

Agent Kula
I’d like to believe that The Reporter fought with his producers for a solid month and a half to get the Hug Patrol piece on the air, like they deemed it too controversial, that he was “too close” to the story, that they were tired of his vigilante journalism, that one more slip-up would cost him his press badge.

In the end, we gave Fox 5 exactly what they wanted: a great story. Both The Reporter and The Cameraman smiled their way through the entire experience. We accomplished our goal of spreading joy to the people at Fox 5 who worked on the story, and the New York public at large who saw the broadcast. Hooray for hugs.

Mission Accomplished.


  1. What a great Improv idea. I am contacting several of my associates, who are interested in this type of contact. We may be able to expand it to other areas.


  2. Very heartwarming, but rather different to the laugh-inducing missions I’ve come to expect from this troupe. Besides, this one wasn’t really improvised or unannounced, was it?

  3. jkohen – did you read the whole thing? It’s not actually heartwarming – it’s a prank on the news team.

  4. That was great. Scored extra brownie points for duping the media! I will seriously come down to the city just to join in on this crap. Oh my gosh, that’d be great. XD

  5. You duped the media sure, but it would have been so much cooler if you’d actually messed with them. Gotten the huggee to start freaking out about Fox News’ politics or something.

  6. Did you even tell Fox News it was faked? Sorry, but I don’t really see how it was funny. There were a lot of things you could have done…

    1. Have the guy go ballistic and say stuff like "You think I am a HOMO?!"
    2. I know Mayor Bloomberg and he didn’t authorize this.
    3. Brian demanding more hugs and have the Hug Patrol say he was only entitled to 100 (perhaps followed by hug rape)
    4. Just say "It was" when the guy says "It couldn’t have been better…"
    5. Insist on a live interview during the broadcast of the tape and announce it was fake.

  7. I loved this one because you’re right, it was a joke on the ppl watching it who actualy thought that guy was a stranger!!! I also like the general idea because it just made everyone so happy!! And i dont think it would have been good to tell them. For one thing,l you NEVER tell anyone a mission was fake (even when police get involed u still lie, which is kinda funny! ^.^) And it would ruin the atmosphere of the hugs!!!


  8. What I don’t get is why couldn’t you just go behind the door of some complete stranger and do the same? Why did it have to be one of your agents receiving the hugs? If some stranger would have let you start giving the hugs, it would have probably gone as smoothly as this staged hugging. I don’t really see a point in hugging an agent playing along other than making the point that the joke was on Fox5 :/

    Yeah, I know I’m about four years late with this comment.

  9. Lame. I mean, funny, but lame. This wasn’t a “prank” on the news team… it was a staged event. A lie. It doesn’t matter that this is a hokey improv group and not a presidential campaign… Fox 5 thought they were capturing a real moment and broadcast it as such and in fact they were sold a pointless untruth. If you had surprised or embarrassed the news team by having them suddenly become the center of the event, such that it was clear from the resulting footage that they had been “had,” that’s one thing. This was just a pointless staged performance.

  10. Yeah, sometimes IE takes their fooling a bit too far and it ends up looking mean, even if the initial idea is good. For example even this trick could have been done without an agent being hugged. It would have been very interesting to see how a stranger would react to someone suddenly showing up on their doorstep, wanting to give them 100 hugs.

    Especially the birthday parties on metro are so real-life worthy stuff. I might do that to some friend in the future. :D

  11. First you pull a stunt on Who Wants to be a Millionair, then you get Fox news? You’re all brilliant!

  12. I am smiling widely right now…

    This has got to be one of the most heartwarming missions. They should have a real Hug Patrol!

    Keep up the good work, IE! Spread the love!

  13. So, this Could have been improvised but they chose to script it, why?

    Watching more and more of their videos i’ve found that Improv Everywhere doesn’t trust or even use improvisation.
    It’s just strange that they perform scripted acts and label it as improv. They should come up with a better name. I’m not hating, just stating the obvious.

  14. If you check the FAQ, you’ll see that IE doesn’t claim that what they’re doing is improv. The improv isn’t in the scripted stunts, it’s in the responses by and to the public that isn’t in on the joke. So for missions like this one, there isn’t really much going on other than that people really did seem to enjoy the energy created by a hundred hugs.
    It might help to think of Improv Everywhere as forcing everyone around them to do some improv.