Redheads

For our latest mission, over 50 redheads rode the subway together and protested a Manhattan Wendy’s for their “racist logo.” Enjoy the videos first and then go behind the scenes with our mission report, photos, and more videos below.

Digital Video: Agents Shafer, Gross, Todd, PKroll
Digital Photography: Agents Fountain, AScott
Mission Inspired By: Agent McCarthy


Agent Fountain organizes the group photo

Agent McCarthy stopped me on the street a couple of months ago with an awesome suggestion. He proposed, “What would it be like if you got onto a subway car and slowly realized that everyone on the car but you had red hair?” Redheads only make up 1% of the world’s population, and with the racial diversity of the New York subway system, it’s probably an even smaller percentage. We had no idea how many redheads we could actually find. I sent an email to our New York agents list and was amazed at the response. We had tons of redheads in our ranks, and everyone else seemed to have a friend to forward it on to.


Agent Kula briefs the crowd

One of the most fun parts of the mission for me was walking to the meeting point in Central Park and trying to figure out who was a part of the group. Everyone was curiously checking out everyone else’s hair as they approached, trying to make sure they were in the right spot. About 50 redheads showed up, and Agent Kula (Improv Everywhere’s most senior redhead) briefed the crowd on the day’s activities.

The subway ride was first on our agenda. Of course, we’d be taking the 1 train, as it’s on the red line.

The redheads acted as if they didn’t know each other and went about their normal subway routine.


The youngest redheaded agent

The 1 train goes above ground for a few stops in upper Manhattan, which could have been dangerous for our redheads had a very enterprising salesmen not have arrived to hawk $1 squirts of sunscreen.


Agent Rodgers makes a sale

The vendor was played by Agent Rodgers, reprising his “subway entrepreneur” role from No Pants 2k6 when he sold dozens of pants to half-naked riders. That kid always seems to have what’s in demand.


Agent Rodgers ’07


Agent Rodgers ’06

The 30, 45, and 50 SPF squirts of sunscreen sold very well.

Folks on the train giggled and whispered to each other as riders began applying sunscreen.

At 168th street, the redheads got out and rode the train back downtown. It was fun to see the mass of red hair on the platform.


We even manged to have one Asian redhead

After the ride we met back up in the park and regrouped for our Wendy’s protest. We would be protesting Wendy’s racist mascot that was an unfair, stereotypical representation of redheaded people. It was time for the National Association for the Advancement of Redhaired People to take a stand against this offensive logo.

Several agents brought some awesome signs, and a few more brought supplies to create some on the spot.


“You want lies with that?”

We walked a few blocks to the Wendy’s on 8th and 55th and set up our peaceful protest along the sidewalk, careful not to block foot traffic.

Agent Kula led the first few chants, pumping the crowd of angry (perhaps fiery, even) redheads. Throughout the day there were some really hilarious chants. Some of my favorites:

-”Biggie Size Bigotry!”
-”Value Menu Us!”
-”Fiery Burgers Not Fiery Redheads!”
-”Give Wendy Some Pigment!”
-”Where’s Our Beef? In Your Logo!”
-”We Want Frosties, But At What Costies?!?”

We were right in front of a bus stop, which worked out well. Every few minutes a new bus would arrive and the driver would gawk at us.

We got great reactions from folks walking by. Crowds gathered on either side of us and across the street. Most folks laughed and snapped a camera phone photo; a few even called friends to tell them what was going on. Some tried to get to the bottom of it, but our agents played it straight and insisted they were legitimately upset with Wendy’s.


Some younger onlookers…


…and some older ones

Our favorite crowder member was a bald man who after exiting the Wendy’s looked confused for a few minutes trying to figure out what was going on. When he put it together, he immediately started dancing, jumping, and screaming, “Wendy’s logo has got to go” with us and shouting, “I ain’t go no hair!” He was awesome.

Our second favorite person was an older woman with red hair who emerged from the Wendy’s. She smiled and gave the crowd a fist pump, which elicited enormous cheers of solidarity.

One of our own agents got a much nastier greeting when he emerged a bit later with a Wendy’s cup in his hand. We had planned ahead that he’d be booed and called a “scab” for eating Wendy’s food.


“Scab!!!!”

The Wendy’s staff never came outside to address us. I went inside to capture some footage early in the mission (which you can see in the main video at the top of this page.) Most of the employees I encountered were laughing and trying to figure it all out.


An employee and two customers look out from the 2nd floor window

We got plenty of funny looks from customers as they ate as well.

The manager came to the window at one point and stared for awhile, but he opted not to come out and give Wendy’s official stance on their racist mascot.

After about a half hour we packed it up and headed out. As we got back to the meeting point we realized a guy had followed us the whole way. He had two giant bags of cheeseburgers for us. He claimed he didn’t work at Wendy’s and that he just thought we looked hungry. I guess it was just a nice guy? Anyway, once the mission was over the redheads very much enjoyed the free food.

Mission Accomplished


OTHER RESOURCES:

Agent Fountain’s Flickr photoset (229 photos)

Agent Scott’s Flickr photoset (191 photos)

Also be sure to check out the comments below, many of which are from folks who hilariously think the protest was real.

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260 Responses to Redheads

  1. Agent Kula says:

    Mission Accomplished = no one got sunburned

  2. Eugene says:

    Genius. I love it. But you didn’t ride the subway afterwards?

  3. Michael in Seattle says:

    man, as a redhead in seattle, i wish i coulda been there!

  4. YAY REDHEADS!

    I love the picture of me and Miri with our “Bottle Redheads Get Offended Too” poster. (She’s the one in the sunglasses, I’m the one in the shorts)

    This was such a fun mission. I had a great time trying to figure out where exactly we were meeting. So many redheads, though. I adored the guy who brought us the burgers, especially since I didn’t have money to have food and also get back home to LI.

    All in all, it was quite an enjoyable mission. *^_^*

  5. Chandra says:

    My greatest sorrow in life is that my vivid redhair slowly turned to – what I hopefully call – strawberry blonde when I was seven. Redheads rock…I love this mission!

  6. crystal says:

    this is pretty lame… i know that you want to make light of certain things in life, which is a good thing; but this seems to make light of protests, which is uncool.

  7. Joe says:

    Get a grip man. This is ridiculous.

  8. Rebecca says:

    Michael — Another redhead in Seattle here. Maybe we should try to set one up here?

  9. Ann says:

    Wish I’d been there. I don’t have red hair but I’d have carried a sign with “P.O.R. United–Parents of Redheads. Don’t discriminate against our kids!”

  10. strat says:

    Rev on the REDline.
    Good one gang :)

  11. Michelle says:

    “We love Frosties but at what costies?”

    Nice one, Kula!

  12. Will says:

    I’m loving the chants. Great job, guys.

  13. Agent Marshal (New Orleans) says:

    Awesome. As always.

  14. Micah says:

    One funny thing that happened during the subway ride: when I bought my $1 squirt of sunblock (“hypoallergenic, please”), the lady next to me grew very concerned that Agent Rodgers had ripped me off. “You paid him a whole dollar for that? He hardly gave you anything!”

  15. h0ser says:

    I really don’t get it. Do they really think the logo is racist or is this just a big farce. I can’t imagine any reason why they would think the log is racist. I suppose KFC is racist against white haired people, where are the senior citizens protesting KFC.

    Very dumb post, had my jaw open the whole time i was reading.

  16. Jessicca says:

    You could have been a bottle redhead? Man, when I saw the call for redheads, I thought it was naturals only. I would have loved to have participated.

    I totally lol’ed at that bald guy in the first video. Great stuff, keep up the awesome work!

  17. eliot says:

    Buttergingers! You got ‘em!

  18. Saknika says:

    This is beautiful. I laughed wicked hard. If I were in the city, I’d have joined you. Red hair rocks! ^^

  19. orang nyc says:

    As another poster pointed out, it’s a cute idea. But at the same time, could you have picked a different medium than the protest? Considering the current political climate I think the last thing we need to do is debase what remains one of the few forms of free expression in this country.
    To me, this is the same as those obnoxious Diesel ads that came out a couple of years ago with gaunt fashion models holding signs that say “no more green lights” or something equally inane..

  20. Elaine says:

    When did this protest take place?