No Pants 2k8 NYC Reports

This afternoon we had around 900 participants in the 7th Annual No Pants Subway Ride. The crowd was so large that we spread out over three subway lines, using the 6 (per tradition), R, and 2 trains. The NYPD was there to escort us just like last year, and they were extremely nice. Everyone ended up together in Union Square for a giant above-ground pantless gathering in the nice 50 degree warmth. If you were there, please take a few moments to leave an agent report in the comments. With 900 riders, I’m sure there are 900 different stories. We will be using this page to compile links to photos and video as it becomes available, and sometime in the next few days we’ll create an official mission report. (See the post below this for coverage of the 9 No Pants rides that took place in other cities across the world.)

Thanks to everyone who came out to participate! If this was your first event, make sure you are on the NY Agents mailing list so you’ll find out about upcoming missions.

Here are two teaser photos from Chad Nicholson:

no pants

the crowd

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  1. Craig says:

    My girlfriend, friend Jess and I all rode the 6 train and had an awesome time…the only downside was that those subway ‘strippers’ that got kinda sorta famous on the internet a month ago must have caught wind of the event, and they came onto our car, took their clothes off and started pole dancing…then they tried to sell their pants to us. It kinda took the event from being a fun thing and made it something sexual, which a lot of the pants-wearing riders on the car took offense to (understandably so) and took away from the event.

    Overall though, it was very fun, and I had a ton of people asking me why I wasn’t wearing pants, including a group of French tourists who asked me if today was No Pants Day in America.

    I said ‘why do you ask?’ and she said ‘you’re not wearing pants!’

    I replied ‘Yeah, I know, it’s pretty warm out today so I didn’t wear em.’

    She asked ‘Oh yeah? And EVERYBODY else decided not to wear pants too?’

    I looked around and said ‘I don’t know why any of those weirdos aren’t wearing pants…sorry.’

    After the ride back downtown was over, a bunch of us went pantsless to Hearland Brewery, where we had some food and beers and persuaded a bunch more people to take off their pants. See you next year!

  2. Chris Scott says:

    Greeting my brothers and sisters who liberated their minds and bodies. I’m the guy in the knee high socks from the 6 train aka Sparta (6th car where you at !!!!) Anyway after warming up with a light work out on the platform(some lunges,squats and a toe touch or two) this one kid in a jets jersey wouldn’t leave me alone and kept asking about what we were there for. so we ride and lovely pants less people get on. So he’s really excited at this point and is having a good time. So he decides to sit down. Big mistake while having a conversation with those around me I start doing lunges and squats in front of him. Then I put my leg up on the seat and lean over him talking more. he got up and left quickly. The train ride back was epic i have never seen such a crowded train in my life.

    Anyway union square was awesome we took a jog around the park i even convinced a guy to take off his pants. i was trying to get more converts but they were shy. I did however help liberate one of those non-believers passing out propaganda. Take that to your clothed god.

    It felt so good and free that i just took the train home without my pants and i wasn’t harassed i even ran into one of the photographers(kate i believe) on the L.

    Good times.

    If you wanna hit me up , get something coordinated, hang out or just want to know where to get amazing knee high socks like mine feel free to add me to face book or myspace(http://www.myspace.com/thescorpionchamber)

    Chris Scott(Brooklyn college)

    6 train 6 car WE ARE SPARTANS!!!!

  3. Eric says:

    My favorite comment was uttered when an Agent offered his seat to an elderly lady passenger, whose only response was, “You want me to sit there now? That’s fucked up!”

  4. Cleo says:

    It was absolutely fantastic. I couldn’t convince any of my friends to come along since they were all doing work, so I used my procrastination time wisely. I was a little bit worried about being alone but it was completely fine and everyone was so happy to be doing this. I did the 2/3 to the nqrw line and was train #4. Walking through times square was so excellent, because there are considerably much more people in times square to gawk than there are in one subway car. At Union Square one woman asked me why people were taking off their pants (mine were on by that point), and I told her, “I have no idea why they all took their pants off. I coulnd’t find mine earlier, but I just found them in my bag so I put them back on”.

  5. Charlie Todd says:

    Apparently The Today Show talked about us this morning. If anyone has it on tape or can find it online, let me know.

  6. David AGuasca says:

    My friend Jessi and I rode on the 2 and 3 line, car 9.

    The best part of the evening was emerging on Union Square only to find there was a Farmer’s Market in session. The only logical course of action was to buy apple cider and donuts, and browse the wares of the vendors…in our underwear.

  7. Ryan says:

    This was my second improveverywhere event but my first No Pants Day, which was pretty succesful. Alone and without any companions I soon met a number of extremely friendly, soon to be pantsless trainriders. I was on the 6 line, (Car 1) and it was hilarious once traffic picked up. Most of the people that participated were pretty silent and didn’t laugh, although we all smiled maliciously during the first few depants-ings at the first few stops. One man didnt realize that pants were missing until a few stops after he got on. I watched him look up for a moment and after being startled, immediately began to investigate other people’s legs for pants. A look of incredulity swept his face. But when he looked into my eyes I could only shrug back.

  8. Agent Drowsy Noodle, Ph.D. says:

    Here’s the link to the today show clip.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/22624427#22624427

    -Quote of the day, “This is a joke. There are hidden cameras here somewhere.”

  9. R Train Cycle Guy says:

    That was a great time. I was group zero on the R train. It was fun being the last set off on our zero group having people on the train catch up to what was going on and the N train passengers afterwards snapping pictures from inside the train at us.

    The weirdest thing I experienced though was some old guy with a really, really weird pumpkin sculpture made out of foam core that had a creepy horror flick face carved into it. Halloween was over…and they called us pantless folks weird. The old pumpkin dude kept looking around for hidden cameras too.

    Everything was all very matter a facty and then on the way back a group of us started a talk on Palaniuk stories, then bicycles, then I don’t know what.

    No Pants Twister, wooo!!!

  10. Charlie Todd says:

    Thanks for the Today Show link! I embedded it in the post below this one for regional reports.

  11. Nadi says:

    That. Was. Awesome! :) First year doing it, dragged my boyfriend along with me. We got the red line yay!! CAR #5 YEA! So yea. I was in the group that took off their pants at the 2nd stop (between Chambers and Franklin). There were these two girls sitting next to me, eyeballing me and muttering because I had started unlacing and unbuttoning. When I pulled off my pants, they started laughing really loudly, and kept pointing out the window even after we got off.

    We got on the next 2 train, and one guy was trying to find out what was going on. “Oh just forgot my pants.” Another poor guy, sitting directly in front of where I was standing, refused to open his eyes. And when we were getting off at Times Square, he was too, and he shoved me away!

    Walking through the Times Square station was very funny….so many people wondering what the hell was going on! Some of us were randomly dancing to the band playing there. And you can’t forget the guys calling out “hey beautiful!” and “theres a lotta pussy coming this way!”

    The best part had to be when we were all at Union Square. We got more people to take off their pants! The people I was with decided to extend the No Pants 2K8 so we all ended up at Virgin. We went into Staples next, hoping to find some pants. One of the workers offered to give us his pants for money though.

    Barnes & Noble was fun too…the poor people at the Starbucks register! They kept messing up the orders and stuttering. And then eventually one of the guys were like “so nobody’s wearing any sexy underwear…?” to which my boyfriend responded with “excuse me sir, I am offended, my underwear is sexy!”
    LOL.
    Anyways. We sat around where everyone was trying to study, eating our food and talking for a bit, getting to know each other. It was a good day!
    And insanely fun.

    P.S. Does anyone happen to know who that guy in the trench coat was….He followed us the whole time all the way to Union Square and never took off his pants…. o_O

  12. Spidey says:

    After hearing about Improv Everywhere from a web comic I read religiously (http://www.reallifecomics.com by Greg Dean) I checked out the site. Amazed by how many other New Yorkers were as fun-loving (and nuts) as I think I am… I had to come out and join the fun.

    After breaking into our major group (2/3 line… Yay transfer!) I was accidentally volunteered to become group leader “2” by accepting the paper number. I tried to give it away, but no one would take it.

    After we were briefed, we headed out after the “1”s in search of the the uptown 2/3 line. We did, in fact, find it eventually.

    There was a little confusion on the platform as to whether we were suppose to board the first train or the next one, as well as a minor slip up as to where the train cars would line up. Twas my fault we were not exactly were we should have been but I believe we were close enough.

    There was a bit of giggling and a little staring as people started to remove their pants and leave the train. The guy behind me was trying to be straight faced about it, while his girlfriend ranged from giggling (at first) to full out hysterical laughter by the time I unexpectedly joined my compatriots out the door.

    We waited patiently on the platform for the next train to come. As the train entered the station the motorman had a HUGE grin on her face and I heard her asking out the window when the train stopped “I just have to know, what are you guys doing? Where are all of you coming from?”

    The transfer at 42nd was fun. Most of the people walking through times square station were without pants, and a lot of us took a short-cut through a band’s crowd. There were a few cat-calls but mostly there was a mixture of disbelief and quite a few outright laughs.

    A little more confusion came on th downtown N/R platform where no on was quite sure whether we were suppose to take the first train or wait for the second. I followed the vast majority of pant-less people onto the first train. As the train was laving the station, I did see other pant-less people still on the platform so when we de-boarded (is that a word?) the train at 14th, I stuck around on the platform with a few others, so the stragglers wouldn’t be alone when they left the train.

    We exited the subway system and grabbed some hot cider from one of the stands at a conveniently placed farmers market. Then followed the flow of bare legs to the south side of the park where a mass of half naked people were trying to convert strangers. A group of us broke off and paraded down to the Stand for burgers and beer. We quickly outnumbered the pant wearing customers and had no problems with the staff. We shared our individual experiences but alas! I had to leave early and head home to prepare for work. I’m looking forward to seeing the pictures/video posted, as well as for the next event.

    -Spidey

  13. Matthew says:

    I was group 1 on the 2/3. We had this elderly black lady get really uptight, when the first couple of girls started taking off their pants. She started yelling at them, shouting “What are you, crazy?!” Then after they got off the stop, she followed them, and started yelling stuff like “There’s children who can see this!”, etc, etc.

    So, the next stop was my turn, so I got up, she graciously took my seat… and then I started depantsing in front of her. :)

  14. ELB says:

    My first Improv Everywhere mission (something always came up for the past two or three years).I wa staken back by the huge pre-game meeting and found myself in the Red line, First Car group.
    I was afraid of the number of people doing it would take away any reactions, but I was pleasantly surprised.
    The first stop for the first person to “strip down” brought commotion right away, as a woman nearby became flustered and take to the side by what one of the agents did. This brought about her complaining that “It’s illegal. You can’t strip here! What do you think you’re doing?!” She ended up pacing back and forth stirring up the event. When the doors opened for the next stop she was quickly out and jumping onto the conductor about the “stripping on the train.” The conductor couldn’t say much, and she ended up getting back on or else she would have waited with the first agent who had already dropped.
    by the time the train reached my pant-less stop (23rd street), She had struck up a conversation with another commuter. This man however(not related to I.E. as far as I could tell) try to open the kvetching woman’s mind by defending us no-pants-riders. “It must be for something,” he told the woman, “Everything is for a reason. There must be a message behind it, look at the civil rights movement. People are always trying to say something. They’re probably fighting for a right.” The woman responded, “Well, two wrongs don’t make a right! This is not justifiable!”
    I give must respect for that woman (and the man) for speaking her mind, even if she was over the top.

    When the second two train came rubbling down the tracks, I could see the conductor enjoying what his sights. As he passed by me he was laughing and smiling, and eventually pulled down his window to begin to speak, but the screeching wheels and breaks were to loud for me to hear. All I could do was just smile back and nodded. I was glad someone was really enjoying himself. It would have been nice if he got on the P.A. and gave us a little joke(always wanted to work for the MTA just to do that). Either way things felt better and better.

    On the ride downtown, another woman began to talk a few younger ones who were smiling and giggling at us. The older woman said “Oh wait! I know what this is, it’s, it’s something people do every saturday, every now and again.” I guess she had us there, we do this every Saturday once in a while… annually.
    Cute reactions, wish I could have caught more of people’s facial reactions, or started a conversation. Not many people wanted to ask us why, just shrugged it off, or flipped their lids… a little. The group of ladies didn’t bother to comment after I asked them where the Union Square stop is. Oh well, next year maybe.
    Thanks to all those who helped with forming this amazingly tremendous sized stunt. (900+ Wow. Wasn’t last year a few hundred?)
    Hope to take part in future stunts.

  15. Agent Y-bot says:

    I can proudly say, at 15 years old, I was the youngest participant. The fun started when I saw the only veteran in our group depantsed. I didn’t even see him undoing them! That’s how good he was. A bunch of people took off their pants and said “What is going on?” I just shrugged and waited for the doors to close. Then me and my friend Agent DeeDs took our pants off. “Oh my God!” “Only in New York…” I couldn’t believe they said it! The famous quote!

    We left the train and I had a nice chat with a man with a pink DS. I showed my DS so he knew we were brethren in gaming. We got on a another subway and chatted the whole time about the R.O.B., Zelda, and Smash Bros. Brawl. Then we got off for another train. We waited a while until a train for coney island came. One of the agents went in and nobody else. He luckily got out before it left. That would’ve been awkward. We got on the next train to Union Square and there was a slow dispersing of people. Me and Agent DeeDs got our picture taken with tourists, we reviewed the day. It was pretty fun. Then we asked directions to go to Grand Central from the veteran of our group. We got on the 4 train with no pants. The man next to us asked what was going on. We said we didn’t know what he was talking about. Then he pointed out our lack of pants. We said we forgot our pants. He said “Wow. And I thought I was crazy.” He also commented that he had seen a couple of girls with no pants on too.

    We got to Grand Central and bought a mamba and sugar babies because we were starving. Then the veteran came in the shop (already changed back into pants) and congratulated us for staying in character. Also, the shopkeeper didn’t seem to notice that we had no pants on! We left and looked for a bathroom to change in. We asked directions and got a couple of stares, but no trouble. We checked for the bathroom at every turn because we got very vague directions. Then we saw a couple of soldiers through a hallway. We did a 180 and I said “Nope nope nope nope nope…” We found the bathroom in the food court downstairs and changed back. As one said a year or two ago, it felt weird to have pants on again…

  16. Manoo Srirangarajan says:

    There was once a little boy,
    with legs so skinny they made him shy.
    He never undressed in front of mirrors,
    the mere site of his hairy legs gave him the tremors.

    He grew up eventually.
    Met a great woman he intended to marry.
    She loved him dearly, for all that made him the way he was.
    Yet she could never understand his phobia of mirrors and legs in just them socks.

    Sher decided to change his ways.
    Make him a man unafraid to walk around naked and not care.
    Yanked he was to the subway fest.
    Dropped were his pants in public in jest.

    He closed his eyes for half the ride.
    Sweating and fretting, he thought he’d died.
    He opened his eyes for a brief moment.
    only to see laughing faces and approving glances.

    He no longer hates his hairy legs.
    nudity is now his favorite pet.

    Manoo.

    PS: I rode the R train in the laast bogey. I loved every moment of it. especially when this lady called us all ‘Sick Fcuks’. Will do this every year. Maybe even staart a chaapter back home in India. Thanks !!

  17. Agent Y-bot says:

    Spidey, I found Improv Everywhere through Reallifecomics!

  18. Peter says:

    Am I the first to post from the red line?

    Awesome time. My jaw still hurts from clenching it. I was #9 on the red line, my friends and I grouped up with two women and a man, and from there hilarity ensued. The 3 train-car I was in was without a doubt the most black-populated car anywhere today. They took out their cameras and started snapping without hesitation, the shutters sounded like a garden sprinkler.

  19. sir jorge says:

    i wish i was nyc for this

  20. Agent Addie says:

    This was my third Improv Everywhere Experiment but my first No Pants Mission. I had a Blast! I convinced my friend to join me and we had a Blast! We were on the 3 train (Group 0) and the transfer through 42nd street. The staggerd depanting was great because as more an more people took of their pants. The looks on the faces of other passengers went from confusion, to annoyance to disbelief.
    Walking past all the people at 42nd street was crazy. It was hard not to laugh as guys yelled at us and tourists gawked.
    Once we got to union square a few people asked us, “What’s going on?”,
    “What cause is this for?”, and one person even asked, “Is this for a movie?”
    My Friend and I just answered,
    “I forgot my pants.”
    When we were in the center of the square, we both convinced two guys to take off their pants.
    It was great!

  21. Agent Jono says:

    I’ll just copy what I sent out on Facebook:

    Okay, so today (Jan. 12) was the 7th annual No Pants NYC Subway Ride. Maybe 700-1000 people showed up in Foley Square, and those of you who didn’t go without good excuse, are in fact, corporate puffins.

    It began with everyone I know chickening out. I went alone, armed with my iPod and bag (and pants) to Foley alone. After being lost and getting some directions on the phone from Mama (who did not know what I was doing), I noticed a lot of people with bags going one way, so I followed. I hoped to find Billy, who said he was going. I wore the orange sweatshirt of doom for that reason. Interestingly, Hanna, a senior I don’t think I’ve ever really talked to much before, called my name, recognizing the obnoxious sweatshirt. Her friend Debra came along too. Eventually Billy found us and we waited around in the crowd. All the people were nice, no perverts, no freaks. After a brief megaphone speech, the crowd was divided by which train we’d ride. Hanna, Billy, Debra and I were to ride the 2/3 train up to Times Square, then transfer to the N back to Union Square. Once we were convened, a guy said we now had to split up by designated train car. After deciding for no reason we were group five, others convened around us. We were the loudest, most spirited group in the 2/3 crowd, chanting “five” a lot. We met some nice people of various ages, one of which brought cookies. We were assigned a guy to lead us, who was then called Captain Dodd.

    No here was the plan: We’d get on the train car with pants, then take of our pants at certain stops, get off, then get on the next train that came. Us fab four were sect 3, so we got depantsed third.

    Then the fun: we massed jay walked through traffic, and got on the train, all acting non-chalant. One of the best things I’ve seen in a long time was the people all getting off all along the platform without pants. As a note, Debra was wearing skimpy pink, I had alligator boxers, Hanna had plain black and Billy had a pair that matched his shirt.

    We got on the next train, were sects 1 and 2 were already established. I got on, acted normal. A father had to explain to his kids to ignore us all. Hanna later told me that a woman asked what happened, and when Hanna said she left them at home, the woman turned to another pantsless person and asked how they knew Hanna.

    We got off at Times Square in order to switch, when the catcalls started. Guys hanging in the subway halls between the two platforms yelled things ranging from, “I like that girl,” to, “There be a lot of pussy coming down the stairs”. At one point there was a large band playing with a large crowd in a semicircle in front of them. Our little parade marched right in front of them.

    Then I got separated, and got stuck with a guy named Matt and some others. We noticed no other pantsless people were on our train, so we got off and waited for the next one, which was stuffed.

    We got off at Union Square, and as I stepped out of the stairwell, Hanna leapt at me, since we all got separated. We hung out briefly, met our fellow “Fivies”, then wwent to that wide space on the south end, were everyone was. Without Pants.

    People chanted for others to take their pants off. Various people were forcibly depantsed. Many sang (including us). Many pictures were taken, and many people questioned us, and got no satisfactory answers. One large group when jogging. One creepy guy question Hanna and Debra a lot, and got annoyed, and just kinda followed us, but really couldn’t with all the people around. One man handed out pamphlets suggesting that pants were the answer to our problems (very religious style, too). He was depantsed. Then Debra and Billy had to go.

    We kinda gathered our group five, and hit Virgin Records. On the way, one of our new friends said that pants made people corporate puffins. I said Hitler, Stalin and Bush all wore pants. After permeating that store, and taking pictures, we moved on to Staples. One of our group just got transfered from it, so he knew all the employees. We searched the place for pants, during which an intercom message came on saying, “Customers, please put on your pants. Thank you.”

    During this, more people left, but we found more. Our entourage moved to Barnes and Nobles for coffee, where we hung out and creeped out studying people. In the end, we all parted.

    I went home pantsless, much to my parents surprise.

  22. Nadi says:

    YEAA JONO! FIVIES! :)
    p.s. find my facebook! or i’ll go find yours through nola… :)

  23. Agent Jono says:

    i couldn’t find you… but yeah! car five!

    other car fives: look for the facebook group called “no pants 08 group five” to get in touch with us!

  24. Bess says:

    To Greg from Switzerland, avec the nationalistic undershorts- I’m the pink-lipsticked, pink and grey brief wearing girl from your car. Shoot me an email if you’re up for more city adventuring- pileofrocks@gmail.com. Pants are optional.

  25. Charlie Todd says:

    Oh, snap! It’s the first “missed connection” of No Pants 2k8!

  26. Ray C says:

    THIS EVENT ROCKED! Soo much fun meeting up with new people for a common purpose to have some fun! :)

    CAR 9! ^_^

    -Ray C~

  27. Car number 1 on the 3 train!

    First off, I got to Foley Square around 2pm (having given myself ample time for both the commute from outside of the city, as well as ample time for getting lost since I knew it was highly likely I would pull a Rob only with nobody telling me the right way to go). I sat down and started reading my book, and watched as the crowd grew from 10, to 30, to suddenly what looked like 4 or 500 people, maybe more. A couple of people approached me asking me if I knew what the crowd was all about, and I just told them I was trying to find out the same thing.

    Once we were broken into groups, and then groups within groups, the anticipation really started to get to me – I had almost done No Pants 2k7 but had been out of town the weekend it happened, so I KNEW I had to be here this year. And I was in a fantastic group – car #1 led the way to the station where we would catch the 3.

    Once we were all there and a train came and we boarded, I was in full “I don’t know these people” mode – which was easy enough since I actually didn’t know ANYONE. The first person to depants in our car was sitting right next to me, but I had my book so close to my face that had I not known it was happening, I probably would have missed it anyway, so it was easy to pretend this was a normal occurrence. HOWEVER, a non-participant in our car started freaking out as more and more people started depantsing and leaving the train. She went so far as to approach the conductor and go on about how “these people should be arrested, it’s indecent exposure”. This was maybe the only time I thought about bailing on the mission, as I was still with my pants. However, I overheard the conductor explaining to her that it was actually perfectly legal to be without pants. That brought a smile to my face AND it couldn’t have been better timed, as it was my turn to remove my pants. Game on!

    I got off the train at 18th street with some of my fellow agents, but as far as I was concerned I was the only person there. When the next train came and we boarded, seeing people on the train with no pants on (even though I knew they were going to be there!) was a bit of a shock, but I think the people on the car were starting to get used to us getting on the train at that point. I sat down and continued to read my book.

    A woman sat down next to me but sort of scooted away so as not to get too close. I saw she was with a friend who wouldn’t sit down, so I turned to them and said “Do you want to sit down? There’s plenty of room, I can scoot over, really it’s no problem!” But she refused, and seemed a little weirded out about the idea of sitting next to someone with no pants on.

    I tried to keep interacting with random passengers whenever possible. At 34th street I asked a man sitting next to me on the other side of me if this train stopped at 42nd street, and he told me that he was pretty sure it was the next stop. I thanked him, packed up my book, and prepared to get off the train. Before getting off the train though, the woman who had refused to sit next to me turned to me and asked “I just have to know, why are you all not wearing pants?” I calmly responded “I don’t know about those people, I just have to do laundry”, smiled, and headed on to the platform.

    One of the most awesome things about this mission for me was actually the transfer from the red line (2/3) to the yellow line (N/R). Walking through the station at Times Square was a blast, almost hard to keep a straight face about it though. I just handled it like my normal commute, completely forgetting for a moment that I wasn’t wearing any pants. But it’s hard to miss 20, 30, 50, 100 (actually probably more) people walking through the station with no pants on. And walking down the ENTIRE platform of the N/R to get to the first car was quite an adventure!

    There were only 3 or four of us that made it all the way down to the first car when the train came, and we got right on. I sat down and resumed reading my book, but I saw a father with two children get on the train and I felt bad for taking up a seat so I offered him the seat and the empty one next to me, which he very happily accepted – and THEN when I stood up he realized I had no pants on. But he didn’t really seem to mind and neither did his kids. I held on to a center pole and tried to keep reading my book. I could hear people reacting to us pantsless folk, but I didn’t catch much of what they were saying. At one point I asked a few people if the train stopped at 14th street, because I wasn’t sure, but they weren’t sure either and wished me luck.

    At 14th street, we disembarked and headed up to Union Square. I tried to avoid the mass of pantsless people at Union Square and instead stuck to the edges of the group, randomly asking people who came by if they knew why all these people were gathering with no pants on. Some at first didn’t notice I wasn’t wearing pants either. Whenever I was asked why I wasn’t wearing pants, I stuck to the story I had planned on telling from the beginning – that I didn’t have any clean pants, and I didn’t have any quarters for the laundry machines so I was on my way to my parents house. When people asked me why I wasn’t wearing the dirty pants, I just emphasized that they were REALLY dirty, and that’s kind of gross. I went so far as to say at one point that I had just run into these other pantsless people on the subway and I wanted to see why they weren’t wearing pants, but nobody would tell me, and now I was late getting to my parents house, and I was going to be late for work, the story kind of snowballed and the greatest part was, everybody that I told it to actually seemed to believe me. And if they didn’t believe me they did a great job of making me feel like they did, which was just as good for me.

    After a while some of us headed (still pantsless) down to Beauty Bar, which was closed (and had a note that started “dear pantsless” taped to the window), then down to Crocodile Lounge, where cheers erupted every time more pantsless folk wandered in. I talked with some other agents for a little while, then sadly donned my pants and headed home.

    This was one of the bravest, craziest, and most amazing things I have ever been a part of. I didn’t realize I had so much self confidence until I started to take my pants off. All in all an AWESOME day that I will be talking about for a VERY long time!

  28. agent wannabe "chris" says:

    At one point when leaving the train station was finally asked why i wasnt wearing any pants. To which I replied “wait what do you mean?*checks* Holy crap! i cant believe i forgot them. Shirt ok.., boxers fine… but no pants!” The person who i said this to ended up laughing pretty hard at this point. It might have been the wrong answer but at least she liked it :).

  29. Pomplemousse says:

    So I was on the R train group 2 (woooo!!!) and it was pretty much awesome.

    We were one of the smaller groups with something around 15 or 20ish. I was in a group with my friends of 6 people, but we had stragglers who were alone.

    So we get onto the train, and the first brave guy takes off his pants, and leaves. Then the next brave girl. Then a group of 5, and then us. I was (shockingly) fine with taking my pants off, it was just that I started smiling a lot and sort of broke cover by almost laughing. Oh well!

    I was asked by one guy why I wasn’t wearing pants to which I responding “Oh shit! I knew I forgot something!” and he continued to ask me if that happened often :P

    So we had to a transfer at 59th, but our group got a bit separated (although we apparently managed to get on and off at the same place, just without knowing). Me and 2 friends followed a guy from group 2 who was separated with his group of friends. We got on, looked funny, and got some funny looks.

    We ended up getting off at Union Square (like everyone else) and we got the best looks from people. Well, there WERE hundred of people leaving one subway station in a constant flow without pants on. I’d give them a funny look too…

    Afterwards, the twos from R went and got some food, or tried to. We went into a bar and we were kicked out because we didn’t have pants (resevoir, we don’t like them, at least it was temperary warmth). Oh well. We kept getting great looks as we got further from Union square.

    One guy was drinking something in a shop and was facing us through a window, he took up his drink, saw us, and stopped, cup midair, staring. He had absolutely no idea what to do. It was pretty great.

    Overall, awesome time, doing it next year. GO R TWOS!

  30. Tracy says:

    I was amazed by the huge crowd @ Foley Square, what an incredible sight! It was so cool to be part of such a big event, & got me even more pumped up than I was. I was terrified but excited as hell. I was on the R train, group 1. R train, group 1, great job guys!!!! We had a really small group, & the trains weren’t very crowded, so there wasn’t a whole lot of reaction. I was pretending to read the paper while scanning the car & trying to listen. There were 3 foreign guys who were laughing & talking about it, but of course I couldn’t understand their language. There were a few other stares & laughs.
    I actually missed taking my pants off because I thought there were a few more people in our group! Since everyone else was getting off @ the next stop, I got off the train w/ my pants on. I hung out awhile, casually waiting for the train, then dropped my pants right there on the platform, giving everyone on that platform & the one across the tracks the unexpected show! I was proud of my improv skills right there.
    My favorite moments:
    -When we were waiting for the next uptown train after first depantsing, a car for a different line stopped in the station. Being near the car door, I could hear a loud ‘WHAT????’ as people saw us standing out on the platform! Makes me laugh again thinking about it. People were gawking out the windows till the train left.
    -Inside Union Station, coming up from the train, seeing dozens & dozens of pantsless people streaming in from every which way, since we were coming from 3 different lines, & finally getting full on reactions of people. ‘There’s another one w/out her pants’, ‘There’s another’. It was incredibly awesome to see panstless people everywhere, more & more as the seconds passed.
    -Union Square. Awesome. Hundreds & hundreds of pantsless people, dozens of bystanders who didn’t know what the heck they had stumbled into! They were all laughing, calling friends on their phones, taking pics on the phones. lololol We were all milling around, finding members of our original group, taking pics. I even got pics of this great guy who had taken off his pants & said ‘I took off my pants, now will you please tell me what’s going on?’ He was great, & some of us had to get our picture taken w/ him.
    It felt so natural to not have pants on, I really didn’t want to put them back on. I didn’t relish the thought of being a single woman braving the Port Authority & the bus to Clinton in my underwear! It really did feel uncomfortable wearing them again.
    I’m so glad I went for it, & will be back for every future year. I had a blast, & think Charlie & the rest of the crew did a great job of splitting us up on 3 lines. Stroke of genius boys. Thanks for all your work, I was impressed by your plan to adjust for the humongous growth in attendance.
    It was really cool to know that No Pants Days were taking place in so many other cities around the world today. That’s mind blowing to me.

  31. znufrii says:

    What can I say? My first No Pants Subway Ride was an absolute thrill. Prior to disembarking, I was able to share my rationale for participating in the event (“I want to make people lives that much more interesting”) with a reporter from the Daily News (who alas, did not join us in our pants-shedding fun). I then boarded the 6th car on the 6 train — Our fearless leader Chris (he of knee-length sock fame) got us started off on the right foot, stepping up to the plate after our original ‘firster’ disappeared somewhere on the platform (I saw him in Union Square afterwards, sans pants, so it was nice to know he made it through okay). I was second to go, and still not a word from the normal, pants-wearing people in our original car that they even noticed. Oh well. Stepped onto the platform at Spring St. and waited for the next train. On the platform I informed a gentleman with a videocamera that I had in fact forgot my pants that morning. This was actually a lie, as I would later admit to not forgetting them, but actually getting to the dry cleaners too late last night to pick them up. Chris has made a great impression in our car boarding at the previous stop with a small cadre of teenagers, and they were already making loud comments ranging from snark to disbelief as myself and people at subsequent stops boarded their car without pants. By Union Square we had a good 20-25 people in our car sans pants, and the teenagers were just going on and on with their reactions and asking each other what was happening and whether or not to get off and wait for another train. I took a seat and read my newspaper undisturbed until 96th Street, overhearing many curious comments passed back and forth between various bewildered transit riders. Exiting en masse from every car of the train, we were confronted with numerous shouts asking what was going on from various onlookers, I went to the newsstand and bought a Coke — I can only imagine with the two Chinese-speaking gentlemen working there must have thought of the vision of hundreds of pants-less people walking in front of their shop. Boarding a downtown train, to the continuing disbelieving looks and comments from assorted passers-by, pants-deficient riders by now outnumber normal riders in the car. The ride passed rather uneventfully until we all exited at Union Square where one lady loudly expressed her high-and-mighty opinion that “…it would be alright if you guys were doing this for a reason, but no one seems to be able to tell me why this is going on!” Once I exited the station, I milled about looking for a former co-worker I had run into on the platform before separating into our individual cars, but alas, could not find her. (I didn’t know anyone who was coming to the event, but I was sure I would run into someone I knew. This always happens to me.) In the meantime though I felt privileged to witness several conversions to the anti-pants side, including many of the usual Union Square punk crowd, and a Dennis Kucinich supporter. Also the pants-free twister was a treat to watch. After a while though, it did begin to get a little too cold, even in my boots, so I resumed my normal pants-wearing and headed to the F train to go home.

  32. Agent Crunchy "Arthur" says:

    Awesomeee experience

    6 TRAIN GROUP 4 Yeahh!!

    When asked why i didnt have my pants on, i proceeded a very serious speech. It was about the Breaking Newss, shown on Time Magazine, that extra O2 to the you-know-where, will enhance growth size. Much like plants, without sufficient oxygen, they will shrivel, and possibly die. So to maintain a healthy you-know-what, we must take our pants off, for it to gain a good amount of oxygen.

    Just imagine what his respones was..

  33. Aaron says:

    Red Line (2/3), Car 8!

    I’m the guy with the really long goatee from Charlotte.

    This was the most fun thing I’ve done all year! I had a blast meeting all of you, and I loved the instant connection we had, simply by being adventurous and non-conformist.

    I was the second person in my car to remove my pants, so people were just starting to talk about the first person who got off the train without pants. As soon as the car started moving again, I started undoing my belt, and this thug dude right behind me, was like “whoa! oh no… what are you doin’ man?” I simply looked at him, and said “it’s getting a little stuffy in here”. GREAT FUN!

    Through the adventure, at least 5 people stopped me and asked “what is all this about”?

    I replied: “what is WHAT about”

    They would say something like: “why are all these people wearing underwear”?

    I’d reply: “Oh, so you mean YOU don’t wear underwear?”

    They’d say: “Well, of course I do”!

    Then I’d say: “Awesome! Me too!”

    I’d try to give them a high-five…then walk away.

    So much fun! =)

    Walking around The Virgin Megastore was fun after prancing around Union Square, but the best part was finishing out the evening with all the other pantless at Crocodile Lounge. (There was only one bartender… that poor guy!)

    It was hilarious chanting “NO PANTS” to everyone who walked in the door, and watching some of them get embarrassed and walk out (we’d call them back inside), or cheering whenever someone new walked in without any pants on.

    A group of ladies celebrating a bachelorette party came in and decided to hang out with us. It’s fitting that all of us guys didn’t have any pants on, though they didn’t know before coming inside. =)

    Anyway, I had a fantastic time. It was certainly worth the flight up from Charlotte, NC, and I plan to to it again in 2009!

    Again, I loved meeting so many of you! Feel free to contact me on my Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/metachimp

    Red Line, Car 8 represent! =)

  34. Agent Scott says:

    This was a blast! I was one of the photographers. I wore pants.

    I loved seeing some of the particiPANTS (sorry) be approached and questioned by various passersby: some were clearly upset that they did not get the “right” answer to their question and walked away in a huff. Others laughed and seemed to actually have a sense of humor.

    I will tell the rest of my story in pictures.

    Flickr is currently down (ARGH!) but I should have pics up by Sunday morning, I hope. Click on my name above for flickr page.

  35. Agent P-Z says:

    This was my first mission and I had a blast! R line car 6! Had a blast with all of you guys, feel free to send me an email! Aside from the usual fun associated with taking your pants off in public I really enjoyed getting off at Union Square to find lobbyists handing out pro-pants propaganda (not to mention the guy canvassing for Kucinich who dropped his pants several times for the cameras!)

    Will definitely be back for more, keep it up Charlie!

  36. Aaron says:

    Sorry… I posted the wrong Facebook URL 2 or 3 post above.

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=22220264

    thanks!

    –Aaron

  37. Alicia says:

    I rode the R train in the last car (group 0). Once my pants came off another participant complimented my socks. The comments and confusion of the train passengers were hilarious. A pantsless rider said to me on the way back that we seemed to outnumber the “normal” people. At Union square I heard a little girl screaming out “that’s disgusting” to everyone around her. The most awkward part of my day was putting my pants back on at Union Square.

  38. Agent Jessi says:

    I have to say, that was by far the most amazing experience I’ve ever had on the train. I went with a friend of mine, we were car 5 on the 6 train, woo!! My favorite reaction of all was a woman who during the “de-pantsing” bit starting going “Oh my God. OH MY GOD. No he isn’t. No they aren’t. Oh My God.” and covering her eyes. And my second favorite moment would have to be when we all got off at Union Sq and people around us we’re going “What is this, the twilight zone? national no pants day? Is there something I should know?”

    I also had a couple of women come up to me and tell me that they wanted a specific picture with me because I’m “curvy” and they wanted to post a picture of a “real woman” on their myspace page to advocate their group, “Curvy Divas.” My friend (who didn’t depants, sadly) was appalled, but even she had to admit it was tons of fun. I can’t wait till next year!

  39. Agent Y-bot says:

    By the way, I was on the R train, group 6.

  40. Chris Scott says:

    we also lost our lead off old guy on the 6th car i think heather went off to find him but we don’t know where he wnt.

  41. R train 0 group…

    Has so many looks and so many people crack up, at on point a lady was like ” DONT BE GETT’IN NAKED IN MY CAR… MM MMMMMM…”

    I was asked what happen to my pants
    i replayed
    “they got stolen in a club last night – on my way home now…”

    Has fun great time

    my photos are going to my flickr
    randycphoto

    -randy

  42. Agent Pixi says:

    Wow… so my first mission. And I LOVED it. I was the girl with pink hair, lots of raver kandi, and the frilly lace panties. Our car was SO packed… that when people depantsed – not many people noticed. Not really much of a reaction from anybody that I heard. Everything went smoothly though except for a few people who were just plainly and not so quietly asking us what to do next. And it seemed everyones cameras came out when we got out at our platform. Which took away from the stunt. But other than that – great time! Afterwards some of us went to Virgin, then Staples (where my friend is an employee), and Barnes & Noble. After that, I kept my pants off and just went with my friend (who put his back on) to Verizon and Starbucks. Verizon had no idea what to do about me – they were giggling and employees taking pictures. But they were okay. Then we head to Canal st. Most people were like OMG LOLOLOLOL but some were just rude assholes. Then to Times Sq. Hahahah I got kicked out of Toys R Us. Common – your children see more skin at the beach. The Naked Cowboy is far more offensive than I was. Oh well. After that incident, I was disheartened and repantsed. Just got home at midnight (I live in central NJ), and Im ready to pass out. Cant wait till next year!

  43. John says:

    6 train car 6

    Today was really awesome, my first noPants ride and i cant believe it was this fun. It was really funny when we got on the train at Union Sq a bunch of people were laughing. it was funny when, Chris Scott, i believe was doing lunges on the train, and the trip back was even better, while on the train i was listening to my ipod and i actually forgot that i didnt have any pants then when we got back to Union Sq, i was like “where are my pants…oh” then when we got out we took a jog around the park, and convinced other people to take off there pants. i was planning to go back home pantsless but i started to get cold.
    I really liked it and i hope i can do it again next year

    “TAKE THEM OFF, TAKE THEM OFF!!!”

  44. Nadi says:

    agent pixi was teh awesomeness… :)

  45. Agent Pixi says:

    ZOMG lolololol myspace me or facebook me…

    myspace.com/shelichan

    http://raritanval.facebook.com/profile.php?id=215301636

  46. Agent Romy says:

    N R car 4. I was the chick handing out numbers on pieces of paper at Foley Square to all of NR people. My second No Pants (I went to 2007, too) and it was great! I had fewer people ask me questions this year than last, kind of a quiet ride, but some highlights:

    Got on the train and and was sitting next to a guy with a bike who depantsed at the stop before me. Between us was sitting a boy, maybe five years old. For some reason, I felt really weird about depantsing in front of him, but then I realized his mom was standing next to me and was taking off her pants. Sooo…

    Got accosted by some guy on the platform at 42nd street who wanted to know why I had no pants. Gave him the usual, “It was so hot on the train, I was totally uncomfortable.” He was having none of it. Following me toward the stairs, he said “I know that’s not true! People don’t take off their pants because they’re hot! It’s winter! Is this some kind of easy-access thing?” I said, “Nope, not today” and left. Bizarre. He was so annoyed! But with an attitude like that, I can see why he’s not accustomed to seeing pantsless women.

    Chick on the train heading back to 14th street, demanding to know what was going on: “Is this some kind of flash mob? Are you in a flash mob? Why didn’t I hear about this? How did you find out about this?” Naturally, everyone just looked at her like she was nuts, and denied any affiliation with flash mobs or the other pantsless people in the train.

    LOVED the Union Square scene after the ride. I was dying for a street musician to pop up to lead us in a dance party a la 2007, but peer pressuring people into taking off their pants was even better. The highlight for me was seeing a man pushing a baby carriage next to his pregnant wife get stuck in the fray. The people started chanting “Take off your pants!” and then his wife joined in and started pointing his fly! Awesome! He had this “I guess I gotta listen to her” look on his face and did a nice depantsing as a hundred cameras caught him in the act. You’re so going to be on Flickr dude. Your unborn child will be proud!

    Kucinich guy. Classic.

    Crocodile Lounge. Perfect. Hope everyone tipped that bartender well!

    Saddest moment: putting my pants back on. I don’t remember it being so bittersweet last time. But I know that every time I wear these underwear I’ll get a warm feeling inside.

    Looking forward to more missions! Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who organized this! You made a ton of people very happy and happily confused, and a few miserable pants-wearing subway-riding curmudgeons annoyed, which they deserve anyway! : )

  47. twicher says:

    r train cart 0

    that was one crazy…iono wat u wana call it but ill never look the same way while riding that R train again, mind u i ride it everyday…in the same cart. i was the long hair guy with weed boxers btw i bought those specifically for the event
    its was great at some point it was akward for the people who where wearing pants because we out numbered them
    ya it was my first improve and i cant wait 4 the next one

    ALICIA IS AWSOME !!!!!

  48. man in MTA cap says:

    Was my first time ‘participating’! Last year, I went along for the ride to check things out, looked like fun. Doing so was quite liberating! Was hoping to be on the 6 train where I used to work, but opted for the R(car 4) to experience another line’s response to this type of thing. A little disappointing, as I didn’t notice many stares, but I didn’t want to look around too much and possibly spoil the event. Spoke to several conductors at 59/Lex, one asked why everyone was naked or in their shorts, I just replied, what do you mean? The train was leaving so the conversation ended.
    Had a wonderful time, looking forward to next year’s ride and other events with improv everywhere! Next ride I may even lose the union suit and opt for a pair of shorts, like everyone else did.
    Lost track of other participants in the fourth car, several grabbed an N train, hope they knew where they were headed. Some departed at 5 Ave, thinking it was 59 St. Perhaps others backed out at the last moment.
    Was quite a revealing experience!
    mahnamahna@earthlink.net

  49. Agent Taz says:

    Transfer Group – Car 6!

    Rock on with our 900 bad, pantsless selves.

    From slightly worrying to the good bits: My one awkward moment – exiting the train at my assigned stop of 28th Street and glancing left and right to see the other pantsless riders who would of course be on the platform with me in their respective cars.

    But they weren’t there.

    I inhaled, closed my coat flaps a bit, and wondered if there was any chance that I had somehow screwed up the VERY straightforward directions we had received. “They all jumped the gun and got off at 14th street” I chanted to myself. The next train arrived. Because the trains have waist-high windows and I couldn’t tell whether all the slightly blurry people I was watching pass had pants on or not. The doors opened.

    I have never been more relieved to see a bunch of partially-dressed people in my life.

    The fun began. The only pants-wearing woman attached to the central pole by the doors scooted over and her face unquestionably read “Oh boy. Here’s another one.” But she was very nice and I will commend everyone in my car for remaining completely in character.

    Meanwhile, the AP cameraman filming us apparently saw a friend waiting for a different train at 34th Street. The man ran up to shake his hand, and must have worked for the same company because he said: “Oh, you’re filming THIS today? Why don’t you have your pants off?” His reply was that their boss told him not to. I think we should’ve had the other guy. He would’ve been more in the spirit. Like the IE Agent who joined us part way through the return trip and was asked by the couple loudly discussing all of us if he was there to film. “Film who?” he asked in completely believeable deadpan. “All these people with no pants!” they replied. “What?! Oh – Look at that!” So he did.

    The return walking through the band’s pan-pipe laden performance circle was the closest I came to busting outright. The hoola-hoopers and unknowing pants-droppers at Union Square were classic. There were cameras everywhere, so I hope IE got fantaasic press for this.

    The Mission was a blast. My first, and it’s this one. My brother did MP3 Experiment Four (shout out to Agent Flooey) and I’ve been itching to jump in ever since.

    Thanks to agents Alicia, Tina, Brady, and all the funny folks who made a first time agent feel at home.

  50. Agent Katy says:

    2/3 train, car 9… This was my second No Pants! mission, and I had an absolute BLAST. The best quote I heard while we were in the system was probably, “OK, let the people with pants on please go down the steps!” when we were transferring at Times Square. I also got several comments in Union Square about my stocking and garter belt (many from you fellow no-pants riders, as well). Some people asked me what they’d missed, including one elderly woman who thought it was a performance, “I just forgot my pants.” “There wasn’t a performance?” “No… There really wasn’t. I’m sorry.” I also heard a few comments from people on the street walking down University after my group left Union Square, like, “Oh, they were doing Rocky Horror tonight.”

    I have to say, my absolute favorite part of the mission was after reconvening at Union Square, when we chanted “Take off your pants!” to a man with his child and pregnant wife (who was also cheering), and he actually dropped his pants for a few seconds.
    (Note to the rest of my car 9’s: sorry I didn’t join you for dinner at Stand! The friends I’d come with decided to go elsewhere… then we got kicked out of the bar we went to afterward because of our dress. Lame!)

  51. Jaki Levy says:

    I was pretty impressed with the pre-game. I’m not sure what next year will look like. maybe there will be t-shirt stands, lemonade stands, and other stands, maybe some tail-gating (or tail-bating).

    I got on car 0 on the red line with my bike. as the first person took their pants off, she did so in front of a small child. the child didn’t seem bothered, but his father was definitely encouraging his child to go back to sleep.

    I actually got off the train early, as i had a 5pm meeting. as i got off, I didn’t know what to do. i couldn’t quite put my pants back on – yet – but I also could not show up to my meeting pantsless (or could i???) – after standing on the 34th street platform for a few minutes, i had a tourist approach me and ask, “Where do i catch the express train?” I actually had a normal conversation with her. I guess she either did not notice, or she just wanted to catch her express train. I began thinking, “Is there a joke being played on ME ???”

  52. Another glorious day of leg-hair revealing mayhem, but sans the 125th street anger from last year. The transfer at Times Square was like a catwalk parade of poker-faced brilliance.

    Flickr set here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sgoralnick/sets/72157603702637589/
    (will put more in there tomorrow)

  53. Jessi O says:

    I was on the red line, car #9, led by the lovely and tall Peter. This was my first mission with IE and will certainly not be my last! I had an amazing time!!

    Dancing through the Times Square station to transfer was awesome! The facial expressions on the people walking by were absolutely priceless and the same goes for Union Square! It was so great to see such a huge amount of people participating in such a fun event!

    keep it real ya’ll!

  54. Ren says:

    My first IE event! My friend A & I had fun. Subtle fun becuase the joke’s on the public! I loved seeing the faces of people who were confused as to whether it was the second Halloween or what. Rock on subway car 3 on the R!!!!! I had the most fun when we joined the union sq. crowd. Great event- see y’all next time for sure!

  55. Agent Scooby on Rollerblades says:

    Hey, I was the agent on skates with the red/white Vicious t-shirt and scooby doo undies on the 2/3 line in car 0 (last car). First time participating in an IE event, doing it as much as I can from now on.

    Here are my highlights and memories:

    – The chaos of organization, and our IE train car organizer stating “..and then comes houston street…” with the wrong pronunciation to which we all replied “where are you from?” almost in unison :-)

    – Trying to avoid the cops seeing me so that I didn’t get the standard $150 ticket for skating on the subway, maneuvering from my new found no-pants friends helped me achieve this!

    – Seeing the diversity of the crowd, age/race/sex/walking/biking/blading/etc. This is why I love NYC!

    – Forgetting who was in the group or not before we took our pants off, once we got on the train I thought “oh wait there are normal people here now…”

    – Forgetting to bring a bag and attempting to keep track of the location of kind stranger who offered to hold my pants so that I could retrieve them later (thanks steve!)

    – I didn’t bring anything to read or look down with, so I just tried to keep my deer-in-the-headlights look constant throughout the ride

    – A guy boarded the train then notice me strap hanging with no pants and blading. He turned to the guy next to him and commented something like “It must be no pants on skates day!” then he looked around the rest of the subway and noticed the other 20 or so agents…that is when the truly confused look set in :-)

    – Some kid who got on with his dad and was laughing so hard that he just pulled his beanie down to cover his eyes and put his hands over his face.

    -The woman who was trying to explain to her 7 y/o that “Men wearing larger underpants and women wear smaller underpants”. Yah, we’ve scarred a couple kids for life by doing this, they’re going to grow up to be nudists for sure.

    – The agent in the light brown business suit who even pranked me as we were boarding the subway, he acted like he didn’t know what we were doing but he later boarded my train car and depants in sync.

    – The weather, it was just warm enough that we could all continue hanging out above ground .

    – Seeing a former female coworker, we worked at a stuffy old finance company, I immediately gave her a hug and made me hope that I’d see more people I knew.

    – The peer pressure circle at the front of union sq was awesome! I even got some skate boards to depants and then we all did some tricks off the stairs. It was like any other day an Union sq!

    Suggestions for next time:
    *Pick a couple bars where we can all meetup after and communicate that to everyone (maybe split according to what line an agent was riding?)
    *Peer pressure the hell out of the media to participate, there were photogs shooting us full clothed…not cool!
    *I like the extended adventure idea after the the peer pressure circle, but the circle was awesome and must stay!
    *Tell people on the 2/3 to N/R/W transfer scatter and mill about for a couple minutes instead of immediately walk to the train in single file, the additional confusion of times sq subway suddenly filled with the pantsless would be grand.

    Overall FUCKING AWESOME, I’ll be there next year.

    Later,
    Agent Scooby on Rollerblades

  56. Jeff M says:

    R line, car 0

    I spent my time on the subway composing music, or at least trying to. I had a good phrase in my head that I was about to write down when suddenly some guy comes in and starts playing a guitar and singing some classic rock songs. I sat there unhappily as the phrase slipped away from me and was replaced by this guy’s horrible singing. When the guy got off I had to express my frustration by sparking conversation with the nearest person, both of us not wearing pants. I said, “Geeze what a weirdo! So random! Who would just start singing with a guitar in the middle of a subway ride? Only in New York, right?” She replied, “Yeah I know, right? Some people are so strange.”

    This was my first mission with IE and I was very happy that I decided to be a part of it! I came all the way from NJ just for that. I absolutely loved the whole “I <3 Pants” movement going on afterward, by the way. See you all next year!

  57. Agent Scooby on Rollerblades says:

    I’m telling ya…scarred for life, poor girl :-)
    http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/gallery/011208_nopants?pg=5

  58. Jeff M says:

    Well the Daily News covered it already. I saw them interviewing some people.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/01/13/2008-01-13_riders_take_a_no_pants_subway_ride.html

  59. Agent Day says:

    red line, car 7.

    First I’d like to take my hat off to the dude who went first; I hope I can be as courageous as him next time. With that said, people on the subway didn’t react as much as I thought they would. Not until we had to transfer at Times Square, anyway. All of the looks were priceless.

    The real fun started at Union Square though when we tried to convert people to chants of “Take them off!” It’s a shame we couldn’t get more people too. The lap around was great too. I’m sure people weren’t sure whether they should laugh or fear for their lives as a herd of pantsless individuals came stampeding their way.

    I’m also proud to say that I remained pantsless (even now) and will continue to be pantsless well into tomorrow.
    LONG LIVE IE.

  60. Agent Quan says:

    My second mission, My first no pants ride. Always fun.

    FIrst no shirts, now no pants. Next we should go naked. IE goes streaking.

  61. mordicai says:

    redline car nine, where you at! i’ll just repost from my diary:

    http://mordicai.livejournal.com/1450574.html

    so, today was no pants 2k8. it was an awfully sizable affair, full of brimstone & gunpowder. the only person from my immediate circle who didn’t flake was toughlad, & we met up at foley square with about a thousand other people. easily a thousand; i don’t have much of a head for quick counts like that. they were all over the place! enough so that the no pants train riding was spread out between the green line, the yellow line, & the red line. i was in the latter group, in group nine (it was by the last digit of our cell phone numbers), which put me in the second to last car. i was too slow on the draw to be in wave one, but i put myself right at the forefront of wave two.

    the basic breakdown was thus: we, all of us red liners, boarded a 2 train at the same time. in exponentially increasing waves, we’d take off our pants, & exit the train. that is, at the first stop, one guy got out. the next, two of us. the next, four, & so forth. which meant the real train was the train behind us; that was the one that would be, little by little, overwhelmed with pantless riders. it went off without a hitch, with the possible exceptions being that a) media was swarming the event (even in-line skate wearing paparazzi!) which meant people knew “something was up” & b) we just totally outnumbered the pants-wearers pretty quickly. still, there were plenty of people flipping their top. as a kicker, we all (the red liners) got out at times square & transfered to the yellow line, which is when we really “freaked the norms.” that was when the disparity was most equal, & people the most surprised. just a big, long line of pantless people walking through the station. i fielded the usual questions: “what day is it?” “uh…saturday, i think.” & “why aren’t you wearing pants?” “i’m on my way jogging!” or whatever.

    afterwards, there was a big congregation of the pantless in union square. it got pretty boisterous, with people even being converted to the pantlessness. mind you, it was pretty fucking cold by now, but in a cluster it wasn’t so bad. there were more exchanges “why aren’t you wearing pants?” “(turns to person next to him) why aren’t you wearing pants?!” & even some interference: “what are you protesting?” “we’re protesting darfur?” “why, what is going on in darfur?” “hahah” “darfur massachusets?!” but soon enough we trickled our way down to a burger & beer joint called the stand. we took up about half of the restaurant, & some of our fellows we’re over-excited, but generally taking over a place with your tribe, even your temporary one, is a lot of fun. peter even straggled in, too late for the pantlessness, to join us.

  62. My, how times have changed. In 2003, we actually did the mission on one train car.

    This year, I sat next to a homeless man. He was older, a robust and smelly gentleman. Appropriately, he was reading a copy of “Weird New York”. He was holding an oversized paper mache pumpkin with a demented face carved into it. He said he’d made it himself. I was reminded of our Halloween subway prank a few years back. He asked me why I wasn’t wearing pants. I told him I’d forgotten them. This man was the most persistent interrigator I’ve seen in my 4 no pants missions. He was asking everyone without pants what was going on. Everyone stuck to their story that they didn’t know anyone else on the train. He was confused, but he was really trying to get to the bottom of it.
    “Oh well, I’ll just read about it Sunday’s New York Times,” he finally decided.

    At 34th St., a woman got on the R train with her 4 year old son. The 4 year old was confused. He looked around, aware that this subway was different than other subways. Bare legs at eye level in every direction. After a minute of this, he was driven to tears.

    This event was so large, I actually had fans at the mission. One guy came up to me in Union Square, and tapped me on the shoulder. Expecting to see Agent Shafeek or somebody I knew, I turned to see a bearded man without pants.
    “Dude, you’re the man!” he said.
    This guy really was a big fan of improv everywhere, and he was genuinely excited to see an old school IE guy. Surprised, I froze up, and said nothing in return. I just nodded my head in confusion. The bearded man slumped away in disappointment and embarrassment. I think I shattered my only true fan’s moment of glory. Dude with the beard, if you’re out there, YOU are the man!!!

  63. Agent L.J. says:

    Hey, This was my 3rd no pants and Id have to say it was amazing. Nothing will ever beat my first year with all the arrests and the pant collectors. But the comraderie and the togetherness of this years event is something that just cant be beat. I had an amazing time. If anybody remembers me and wants to keep in touch, I was wearing a white hoodie and white ruffle shorts with pink ribbons for breast cancer… (Trying to send a positive message). And I have black curly hair.
    I had an amazing time and met some really lovely people. So keep in touch and I’ll see you next year.
    <3

  64. Agent Rachel says:

    Mp3 Experiment 4 was my first IE event and I had the same glowing, natural adreneline high at my first No Pants Subway ride yesterday. Have been wanting to do this for a few years now, but have always been out of town. SO psyched I got to do it yesterday! Here’s my recount…

    Went to a bloody mary brunch beforehand for some liquid courage with a few friends that were participating before we headed over to Foley Square. On the subway ride down, we’re giggling and wondering who else on the subway was going to be taking their pants off within the next hour! We pegged one guy and we were right! Ended up hanging out with him and other new friends the whole time! (Had a blast with you Raffie!)

    So my group was the 1st to depants on the 4th car of the 6 train. When the doors started to close after the 1st stop, we all began depantsing much to the dismay of an older woman sitting next to me, clearly wondering why everyone was removing their pants.

    I was standing on the Spring St. stop bopping my head and jamming to my iPod while the laughter started from non-participants. “Is that girl seriously wearing no pants? What is she doing?” Surprisingly, I held it together and didn’t laugh while pretending to get frustrated the train was taking so long, looking at my watch and down the track to see if it was coming yet!

    Once I got on the train, I had some conversations with fellow participants (Shout out to Red Boots Girl!), as well as asking non-participants the time or what the next stop was etc. When asked what was going on from those wearing pants, I’d say, “I don’t know. I was trying to figure that out too. There’s so many people on the train for a Saturday afternoon!” They’d be like, No I mean you don’t have any pants on. My response would be Oh! That–The tag on the back was really bothering me so I just took them off. Pants Person: Then why does everyone else have them off too? Me: Their tags were probably itching them too…

    One of my friends had on a button down shirt, blazer and heels with her hair tied back and holding a portfolio that she was reviewing. She quickly found a male business attire-adorned particpant to review the notes she was making. I literally had to walk away for fear I’d start hysterically laughing. (You were AWESOME, Alyssa!)

    Union Square and Crocodile Lounge afterwards was FAB! Between bopping around Union Square in the cold with no pants on and chanting TAKE THEM OFF! and getting to Beauty Bar to find a sign that says, Dear Pantsless. We’re going to Crocodile Lounge!, the night couldn’t have been any better. It was just so natural to not have pants on that I was actually really upset when I had to put them on. One guy actually took my pants when I was trying to put them on and he threw them outside! Hilarious! Did notice that people tended to be much more friendlier and outgoing at bars when they’re not wearing pants.

    All in all, I met some AMAZING people and had an incredible day. Can’t wait for No Pants 2k9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  65. Agent Richardson says:

    6 line, 4th car.

    A few highlights:
    -I am proud to say that I maintained my stony-faced, i-Pod-listening normal pantless subway rider persona all the way.
    -After I de-pantsed, the woman standing next to me asked, “What is this for?” I said, “What do you mean?” and she replied, “Why is everyone taking off their pants?” I shrugged. “Mine were really uncomfortable but I don’t know about any of these other people.” Her friend elbowed her and said, “They were probably instructed to pretend they don’t know.”
    -I was lucky to be in the group to stand on the platform at Union Square pantless. The train took a while so I decided to fix my lip gloss and primp a bit, like I was headed somewhere important. A woman who looked like Radha Mitchell was going around and talking to every pantless person. She approached me while I was applying lip gloss and said, “Is this for art?” I replied, “My lip gloss?” She was annoyed in that laughing-so-you-think-I’m-not-annoyed way. “No, your pants. No one is wearing pants.” I shrugged again. “I forgot to put them on. It’s so hot in my apartment with the radiators blasting.” She did a fake laugh and walked away to talk to some other pantless people.
    -I ended up standing kind of over the guy for Louisiana who was later interviewed by the Daily News. He was laughing to a girl next to him and saying, “They’re never going to believe this back home.” I wanted to talk to him about Louisiana because I lived there for a while, but stayed in character. A subway announcement came on, saying “Please report any suspicious packages or activities” and he said, “Well, I don’t see any suspicious packages…” (Yes, the Daily News has it wrong.) Either he or the girl next to him also said that they thought it might be for a commercial, but there were no cameras at all – so many thanks to those who did have cameras and kept them hidden. It really made a big difference.
    -Some subway riders with pants started really whooping it up at some point, making loud raucous jokes and really enjoying the spectacle.
    -A lady at 96th Street said we should all be arrested as we got off the train.

    A few comments for next year:
    -I think it was a little confusing trying to determine which train to get on. At 96th Street, there were still some people coming down the stairs when the train pulled up, and everyone tried to cram on, but some people were left behind and we were not spread out among the cars. I am not sure how you would actually fix this though.
    -Of course everyone is excited and wants to talk to their friends, but I really do think that two pantless riders having conversations takes away from the experience. In this vein, I also witnessed a lot of people speaking openly to each other about the mission on the train, which definitely takes away from it.
    -I don’t want to sound old-fashioned, but a full-coverage guideline might be something to think about for next year. In my observation, girls (and guys) in regular, cheek-covering panties make people a lot less angry that girls in fancy-pants thongs and Brazilian-cuts, and we really don’t want to make people upset or angry. No Pants should be a happy event for all.

    Overall, a great few hours. Many thanks to Charlie and everyone who organizes this every year.

  66. Agent Token says:

    Howdyo-ho!

    I was Agent Pixi’s right hand man there. This was my first No Pants 2k8 (will return for 2k9) and it was tres fun!

    Thanks to all of those who came into my soon-to-be-former Staples location (props to Pixi, Jono, and Nadi).

    Nadi if it was a black trench, that was me, but I did have my pants off and I led the charge into Staples.

    PS- You can fins me on myspace and facebook via Pixi. ^_^

  67. WhittySmitty says:

    First time rider, but definitely not the last. I went with the guy I’m dating. This was his 4th ride. Definitely a veteran. I am looking for pictures of us. We were on the R and then the N going uptown and on the R downtown. He’s a Hispanic bald guy with white boxers briefs and I was wearing a gray hat, trench coat, cowboy boots, and gray undies. If you have any pictures of us will you please send them my way at WhitneyLueza at gmail dot com.

  68. AgentFK says:

    My 2nd No Pants and 5th Improv Everywhere mission was as usual a great time. I was the first one to de-pants on the 6th car of the Yellow-R line. Since I was the first person to depants, this guy I was sitting next to started to get a little panicked “Yo, what’s this dude doing?” I just nonchalantly continued to take my pants off, stood up and waited for the Canal St. stop.

    The wait between trains was a little long, and our 6th car happened to be right at the main entrance where people would come in, so a lot of people walked in and were staring at me. Noone actually came up and said anything though.

    When I got on to the next R train, there were a bunch of people trying to guess what was going on. One of them said “It must be a sorority thing”, which was kind of confusing to me since I’m a guy. In any case, I paid them no attention. However, one unfortunate spoilsport said, “No it’s this Improv Everywhere thing, and it was funny like the first 5 times, now it’s old and boring, everyone knows about it”. I didn’t respond to him, but comeon man, if you know what’s going on, don’t spoil it and rag on it, just stay quiet.

    Anyway, the rest of the mission was a great success. And props to the 2 or 3 young highschool guys from our car who maintained the spirit, when I ran into them at Grand Central going back home, they were still pant-less.

  69. AgentFK says:

    So I posted my last comment without reading through everyone else’s but wanted to send a shout out to my fellow Rline-Car 6 riders:
    Agent Y-bot
    Agent P-Z

    Especially, Agent Y-bot who was one of the individuals maintaining the no-pants spirit when I saw him at Grand Central.

  70. Agent Cannoli says:

    A bunch of us from Connecticut made the trip up for our first No Pants mission.

    With our pants on, we boarded our assigned train car – Go R! The train was near silent…everyone minding his own business. As we approached the 14th street stop, I almost peed myself. This was when we were told to de-pants. I had to keep telling myself not to piss.

    My friend knew the exact feeling I was experiencing. She said, “You know when you’re a little kid playing Hide & Seek…and you’re the one hiding… and you can see your friend’s feet going by…” YES – THAT WAS FEELING.

    The train car was pretty packed… I kicked off my red high heels, took my pants off as gracefully as possible, stuffed ‘em in my bag, and put my shoes back on…all without cracking a smile. There I stood, donning my green girlie boxers with white stars and my red pumps. The expressions of the clueless passengers were priceless. They were slightly confused… they wanted to get a good look, but were trying to be discreet about it – peeking out of the corner of their eyes. It was hysterical. I was surprised that no one asked what was going on, but the expressions alone made the entire trip!

    Definitely will be there next year!

  71. Brianna says:

    You can read my report (with hilarious commentary) here: http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/01/airing-it-out.html

  72. Agent Topper says:

    This was my first no pants ride, but certainly will not be my last. By far one of the best things I’ve done in my two years of living in New York City.

    Three of my friends and I met at Foley Square. I was amazed at the size of the crowd and how well organized the logistics of the event were. We were quickly divided into three groups for each subway line, then further broken down into cars (6 train, 8th car!!!)

    We headed to the subway and got ready to board the train. Our car had a smaller group of participants than some of the other cars. We spread out upon boarding the train (even amoung our group of 4, we tried to split up). When the first guy took off his pants, I couldn’t help but start laughing, especially upon seeing the reaction of the woman standing near him with a look of sheer disbelief on her face. I figured at this point, I was just your every day unsuspecting citizen reacting to someone without their pants on. When it was our turn, I quickly shed my pants, biting my lip to keep from smiling. We got of the train and waited on the platform at union square for the next train. There was a guy who was quite amused by the four girls standing on their in their undies, but we ignored him and acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

    We reboarded the next 6 train, and did my best to act nonchalant and ignore the other pantsless riders. At some point, a guy tapped me on my shoulder,and as I turned around he asked me “why is everyone in their underwears?” With a confused look on my face,I simply replied, “I’m the most forgetful person you’ll ever meet, I was in such a hurry this morning, I just forgot my pants. I’m always forgetting something.” This seemed to satisfy him, but a woman standing next too him, sounding annoyed, replyed, “you mean to tell me ALL these people forgot their pants” I just shrugged my shoulders, “beats me” and turned away. I was proud of myself for keeping character, and would have been wildly disappointed had I not been approached. I loved how all the agents on our train kept their cool, from our car leader innocently checking the map, to the guy slouched in his seat sipping his coffee like it was no big deal.

    On the switch to the downtown train at 96th street, the cars were so packed I got separated from my friends. I almost didn’t make the train, and literally had to squeeze in a door as it was closing. I found myself standing next to a creepy guy (in his pants, and not one of us) swaying his hips in my general direction. Thanks to my fellow agents for making room for me, and putting some males between me and creepo! The highlight of the trip back was the really loud gentleman who was clearly not happy with all the pantsless people and made his opinions known. And the pants preacher. Priceless.

    Back in union square the scene was pure madness. I felt like a celebrity with people snapping our photos everywhere and asking what was going on. Out in the square we reunited with some of the new people we met, and headed over to Heartland Brewery, where about half of the people there were pantsless. We were able to convince several people that walked through our “pantsless tunnel” (you had to walk through us to get to the bathrooms!) to drop their pants. Hilarous. “Save the whales… Take off your pants!”

    Having previous plans to go see a play in the East Village around 10, we convinced some of our new pantsless friends to join us, and headed down to the Kraine Theater. Our friends that we were meeting looked at us in shock as about 7 of us walked up in our underwear. Standing in the lobby, a guy in a suit took one look at us and said “Welcome Improv Everywhere! Friends of Charlie Todd?” I told him I had no idea what he was talking about. He laughed and told us he hoped we were there to see his improv show. I told him we were there to see something else, but if he took his pants off, we’d come see his show. He laughed, but when I insisted I was serious he dropped his pants. We proceeded to go see his show, which was a blast. We even got one of the other improvers to drop his pants before the show. As we were putting our pants back on, one of my friends discovered that she had actually lost her pants! (She thinks she left them at heartland brewery). This was ironic AND hilarious, especially when upon getting into a cab, she turned to our driver and said, “I lost my pants, upper east side please”.

    All in all it was a great day/night. I agree with the others who said that putting my pants back on was bitter sweet. And the ease of making new friends while in your underwear was amazing! I must say, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve experienced NYC without pants on. The experience and the new friends that we made were awesome. It’s not something I will soon forget.

    Favorite quotes of the event:
    Pantsed man leans over to the woman he was with, “Do you feel like you’re in the twilight zone?”
    Me, to my mom when she called while at heartland brewery, “Mom, I’ll have to call you back, I’m at a bar without my pants on”
    Two girls, while at the bar in the Kraine Theater, “Hey! You were at heartland brewery! We recognize your underwear!”
    The pants preacher: “Re-Pant! accept pants into your life”
    Pantsless friend @ Heartland Brewerey: “If I wake up tomorrow morning wearing pants, I’m seriously going to be confused”

  73. Agent Topper says:

    oops, didn’t realize how long that was until I posted it! Sorry! :)

  74. Colly says:

    I was on the R train in the 8th car where a woman was calling every one sick fucks but trying to censor herself. There was a agent video taping it and He told me he had the scene on tape! It would be amazing to see it or even just hear the audio. So guy in the blue jacket with the video camera Pleaseee Post that video somewhere!!!

  75. Agent Karl Sagan says:

    It was a great first IE event (after over a year of wanting to join in the fun), and well worth the parking and tolls to divert on my road trip from New England to North Carolina.

    Just a couple of highlights:

    A mother (I presume) and (~10 year old) daughter asked me in Union Square why people aren’t wearing pants. When I deadpanned “what do you mean?”, the daughter smiled real big and said “you do that well.” Her mother was not amused and after not getting a straight answer a second time, walked off in a huff muttering about me being a jerk.

    At B&N (where I wanted to visit the site of Chechov’s reading) a guy asked me what the deal with people in underwear was. He told me that he saw a bunch of people at Virgin. He, fortunately, wasn’t so upset that he didn’t get much more than a “hmm, that’s interesting” from me.

    On car 1 of the 6 train (hey y’all!) just about ten seconds before the 96th St turn-around station I overheard two teenage girls whispering “I wonder whether they’ll all get off at the same stop.” At which point we did. Sweet.

    On the ride back to Union Square, I felt honored to share the car with Agent Charlie Todd (pantsless and silent, of course) — who I’m grateful to for all the fun he and all his cohorts have foisted on agents, fans and the unsuspecting public.

  76. RS3 says:

    Yesterday January 12th 2008, I took part in Improve everywhere No Pants Subway ride 2008. I had the best time, total Highlight for this year so far, and it will most likely be in my mind for years to come. 3:00 I arrived at Foley Park near city hall in NYC. I went alone cause everyone either had something going on or they are just Lame. After some time they separated us in to thirds, and then further split us up based on what the last digit in our phone number is. I was with the ZERO’s riding the red line up to Times square..where my zero’s at?
    we then proceeded to walk to the subway station…at this point people on the street began to ask what we were marching for. we got on the train and this is where the fun started.
    I was with the red line group in the first car!
    This is where the fun started. Picture if you will about 300 people walking around the times square terminal with no pants on, like it was a normal thing..oh don’t forget it’s January. it was a sight man. The Highlight of this part of the day was as we walk a guy, not with our group decided he wanted to join the fun and he took his pants off right then and there. (I did hit one snag on the train ride back I happened to remove my eyes from my copy of Watchmen and there was a delightful young lady with no pants..but she had stockings and garters it was a little bit sexy, I had to really pay attention to what Dr. Manhattan was saying other wise I may have has a pant problem, and it would have been a big problem since I was sans Pants.) we then got on the N train down to Hamilton Square park where the most fun was had.
    when people have no pants on they are all so very nice. we chanted “down with Pants.” I got complimented on my style of Boxers…”dude that’s awesome I was hoping to see one person with heart boxers on.” we even brought a little church up in that piece! we had an old school revival converting people to the pant-less. I jumped into a circle did my best southern Healer voice and help some young Punk rock girl to “be free! be free of your pants and the lord will love you forever.” when she did that’s when I knew all was right in the world!
    A few of us decided to run around the Park, then we went shopping in the Virgin mega store..pant less. we went to Staples after but they did not want us there we died try to buy pants..but ya know what Staples does not sell Pants. at this point I bid my pant less compatriots a hearty goodbye, and proceeded to walk a block before I put my pants back on.
    I have to make some shout out to some people who stick out in my mind.. my first pant pal, forgot your name you hail from Michigan and you wore 2 pairs of undies to be sure, you where awesome thanks for the photo op. Bike guy, huge thanks he hooked me up when my metro card had insufficient funds..your the best. Mike Weiss, yes Watchmen rocks. and the virgin/staples crew you guys are all so nice and amazing..if ya want to find me I can be found on http://www.myspace.com/RS3. I will be back for as many Missions I can make it to what an amazing time!

  77. Agent Token says:

    Hey RS3, Staples didn’t mind us being there. They were simply amused by it. I look forward to people’s reactions on Monday. XD

  78. Agent Randomz says:

    no pants was stellar yesterday! especially wandering union square afterwards, getting passerbys to depants in support of us, and then comandeering a local bar pantsless. i was wondering if anyone had a link to the facebook group so i could meet up with other team 9 members from the Red line group, or if other team 9 members want to drop me a line. i look forward to joining future missions.

  79. and the facebook group has been created… let all 2/3 Car 9 people join :)

  80. Hannah says:

    Pretty Much everything I have to say was covered by Jono above (I’m Hannah from his entry)

    But I do want to show some love for red line group 5… by far the most fun filled group.

    I’d also like to say there was a kid who walked around with us for a while. He was hoola-hooping in Union Sqaure, pants-less, wearing underwear that said “I love Vagina.” I assumed that he must have planned to wear that, when I complimented his choice of underwear he told me that he wasn’t part of the mission, he just saw us all at Union Square and decided to join in on the fun.

    Also, when we first got on the subway, after a woman asked me why I wasn’t wearing pants, and, after I didn’t give her a satisfactory answer, asked the guy next to me how we knew each other, I had the urge to giggle. To keep myself from laughing I took out a review sheet I made for my French final and started quietly drilling irregular verbs into my head. I like the idea of people watching a girl sitting on the subways pants-less trying to learn French.

    This was a great way to meet people and the whole thing was so joyous. I really loved it.

    Group 5, get in touch with me:
    http://www.myspace.com/Inkycute

  81. jb says:

    you made the front page of yahoo.com
    this event brought smiles to my face. i’m sad that i wasn’t able to participate in it this year. cant wait for 2k9

  82. I wrote my main report over here: http://www.miketheman.net/blog/2008/01/13/feeling-a-little-cold/ – so feel free to read it.
    Had a great time, both being pantsless and being converted at Union Square.
    See you all at the next one!

  83. Agent Dobyns says:

    On the 1 train:

    “What the f*k are you doing? This ain’t no damn bedroom!”

    Y-bot, my pantless son is 14, and there may well have been kids even younger!

  84. Agent Best says:

    I was on the R in car 2. When the first guy took his pants off a group of tourists started whispering to each other. As he exited the train at his stop, the confused southern woman stated “Now I’ve seen everything!” NYC lived up to its crazy reputation on Saturday.

  85. Agent Matt says:

    Another proud member of red line car nine, my agent report can be found at http://mattoas.blogspot.com/2008/01/no-pants-2k8.html . Thanks for a brilliant mission.

  86. agent eric says:

    i didn’t put my pants back on until 10pm.

  87. Green Fantastic says:

    Thanks guys for doing it this week. I’m about to write my civics paper about this and how you guys support democracy by exercising your right to free expression! I’ll try this out next year, when my legs are a bit more hairy.

  88. Josh Hyman says:

    Awesome time today!!! I’m glad I did it despite my friends woosing out.
    Quick Story: I was on the 6 train, 6th car team and while I waited at Astor Place to get back on the train, I bumped into a girl I work with. She was shocked. She immediately noticed all the naked legs waiting for the train and began hounding me,
    “What is going on?? Why is everyone not wearing pants???”
    I gave her the prescribed lingo:
    “What do you mean?”, “Well its hot on the train.”, and “Pants can be so uncomfortable!”
    As I rode the subway with her and her boyfriend, she continued to bug out every few seconds. Then, as she was getting off at Union Square, she looks down and says,
    “Wait a minute? Josh!!! YOU’RE not wearing pants!!!! You’re in on this too?????!!!!”
    Apparently the whole time we waited and then traveled uptown together, she had no idea I wasn’t wearing pants!! That made the whole day for me.
    Ok fine, I’m a short guy (5’4), and she’s pretty tall (5’8), so either I’m a great improviser or next year I need to wear stilts.
    This was my first Improv Everywhere event and it was unbelievably fun. I can’t wait to be an Agent again, including No Pants 2K9!

  89. David Rivera says:

    This was a blast. I was with a group of really cool people on the 6 train. Car 6. Everyting went smoothly and I got comfortable in my boxers. A little to comfortable. Went to the Crocidile loung with a big group of others. Was quite fun. Finally left at like 8, but I wanted to see how far I could push the no pant thing.

    Unfortunately, between the bar, and the cab ride, I lost my book bag- and erm.. my pants.

    The prank was a little more intense for me.. Riding the train home at 4 in the morning without pants. Especially since I live in chelsea = Scary. But ya definitely good time.

    Wish I had stayed at Crocidile lounge longer…

    See you guys next year

  90. i had an excellent time. very glad i made it out this year (after chickening out last year). i had a cool moment of ‘OH HOLY CRAP I AM TAKING MY PANTS OFF ON THE SUBWAY FUNK YEAH THIS IS AWESOME!’ on the R train. it got a little confused on our line, the first three trains of agents got on the FIRST R instead of waiting, so i was taking my pants off in front of some currently pantsless riders. a couple people also got on the N trains when they came to our stop at 23rd street, instead of sticking with the R. at 59th street i actually ran into some friends of mine from college. one performs improv in the city as well, and STILL didn’t notice my particularly pants-less state. nor did he question my explanation that i had forgotten my pants that morning. however, after 5 minutes of chatting about finding apartments in harlem, he suddenly saw two more pants-less people and started loudly asking if they were doing the no-pants subway ride; and then jabbed a finger in my direction, accusing me of also being involved–to which i replied ‘no, DUDE… I JUST FORGOT MY PANTS.’ so hard to keep a straight face after that, but i think i did pretty well. keeping up the ‘i just forgot pants’ and improvising straight replies to stranger’s inquiries in union square was really fun as well. i had a blast at no pants 2k8. thanks so much to charlie and the rest of the crew/team leaders this time around!

  91. Antionette says:

    I didn’t go throught with it because my friends talked me out of it but next year and I so there. It looks like you guys had some much fun. I can’t wait till the next prank.

    See u guys next year! :)

  92. Agent (Business Man #1) Jason says:

    New boxers, with Martini glass pattern…
    –$15–

    Metrocard
    –$10–

    Finding a note left at the Beauty Bar saying, “Dear Pantless… ” ;
    Knowing it was left for you and a hundred pantsless strangers;
    Everyone in Crocodile Lounge changing from pantsless strangers into pantsless friends…
    –PRICELESS–

    To:
    Agent BlueLeopard
    Agent (long goatee) Aaron
    The beautiful Rachel, Alyssa, Lindsey and Sarah Silverman
    The staff and everyone else at Crocodile Lounge…
    …thanks for the all of the comments, and for being the greatest bar crowd ever; I think we won the best-after-party award!!

    Thanks to business man #2 for leaving his Speedo hanging above the Skeeball game.

    Did anyone notice how odd it seemed that at the beginning of the evening we were all half naked and SOBER… and as the evening went on we all became DRUNK and got DRESSED?!?

  93. R Train Cycle Guy says:

    Does anyone know where I can find Kate’s photo set from the R train?

    Thanks

  94. Laura says:

    6 Train, Cart 5. Too much fun, especially waiting on the platform for 10 minutes for the next 6 train. I actually ran into someone I knew while I was pantsless, kind of awkward. Can’t till next year!!

  95. Kira says:

    Thanks to everyone for the amazing memories. Everything was great!
    Key moments:
    Gathering on the subway prior to de-pantsing and meeting friends (Raffy, Jed)who continued to stay-pantless w/me for the rest of the night.
    Having a women rant to us about how the “MTA and the government were behind this atrocity”
    Seeing a pantless peer pretending to sleep on the subway.
    Random foreigners take pictures of us with their cellphone cameras.
    Having a cop ask my friend why she had no pants on.
    To almost causing an accident when a cabby saw 6 pantless people crossing the street
    To getting random people take off their pants at Union Square and Crocodile Lounge.
    To having pizza grease all over me and my undies at Crocodile Lounge.
    Thanks for all the new friends( you know who you are-Jason, Eric,Lindsey, etc!)
    See you next year.

  96. Jen Loves Pants says:

    As one of the ProPants “I HEART PANTS” folks, I was shocked at the reception we got from most of you pantsless folks.

    We hoped to provide you with something unexpected and hopefully hilarious to giggle about and you jeered us, aggressively. When you react so strongly and negatively to our joke on you, one mirroring exactly the joke you have been so pleased to play on the rest of the city, maybe that means you should stop for a moment, come down from the pantsless high, and remember that it’s supposed to be fun.. for everyone.

    Many of you interacted with us one on one, were nice, obviously playing along with the joke, and we loved you. On the other hand, some of you forced passersby to remove their clothing by forming circles and aggressively chanting at them. You physically restrained my preacher friend to tear his pants off. You assaulted someone at an ImprovEverywhere event, No Pantsers. This is not just someone taking a joke too seriously – you laid hands on someone and forcibly removed their clothing. What happened to the happy-go-lucky folks from MP3 experiments and other pranks?

    Several people criticized and questioned all of No Pants based on your behavior, calling you chanters the most negative part of their experience. You drove people away from this event by belligerently forcing participation in an event that is 100% voluntary.

    ProPants will be back next year, to provide entertainment for you, and to add something new to No Pants that only you, the people who actually get out and attend, get to enjoy.

    Leave the antagonism at home, enjoy the joke, and we’ll see you at No Pants 2k9!

  97. Just wanted to add a little bit to my tale.
    Saturday night after the event I ended up doing a very brief phone-in interview about participating in No Pants 2k8 on The Hooter & Greenway Show (an internet radio show out of Buffalo, NY). I wanted to link to the audio archive of it, but they haven’t uploaded it yet…

  98. Hyper_koi says:

    i had a lovley time

    team 3!!

    on the red line

    i was in the third car and stuffs

    some lady asked if i was going thru an initiation.

    hee heee

    thanks for all the awesome people who grouped up to go to virgin mega store,staples and barns and noble

    hahahaha

    and taking off the pants of strangers too hahaha

    cant wait for next year!

  99. Alissa says:

    This was my first task as an agent for Improv Everywhere and I had a blast! I only learned of it the night before and late that night I tried on multiple half-outfits to see which looked the most ridiculous sans pants. I settled on a business-woman look with a blazer and collared blue shirt. I also brought a binder to use as a report or portfolio. After exiting the subway pantless and waiting for the next train, I pretended to take notes in the binder. They read like, “I can’t believe I’m not wearing pants, I’m crazy, what the f*%K am I doing?” Ah but it was totally worth it. The people I met during No Pants 2k8 were fabulous, and it’s unfortunate to hear comments from those who didn’t appreciate the joke, or that some pantless participants alienated others by being too aggressive.

    If anyone is interested, my photos are here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/assila/

    Right when I got off the subway the first time, there was a professional camera and a video camera and I can’t find those images anywhere. I’ll keep looking because as fun as my pictures are, I want to see photos from those first nervous moments! But, if anyone sees them, let me know!

    Shout out to all of my pantless budies! You know who you are!

  100. I hope you read Sister Jen’s testimonial a few comments above, for she speaks the truth, but I want you to know that all is forgiven.

    I have Good News to report! A vast majority of those with whom we spoke and to whom we gave pamphlets re-panted and accepted Pants into their life by the end of the night! It was truly a miracle. Hallelujah!

  101. gillian says:

    will be adding more photos from the day here!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/glc315/

  102. man in MTA cap says:

    Just adding to my previous post, it was a lot of fun and a joy to meet everyone!
    Think a coupla people dropped out and didn’t board the train at City Hall. Alex and Devon(not sure if that’s the correct spelling of your name), hope to see you next year!
    Don’t worry, things gets easier as you go along!

  103. Tom Ritter says:

    RW Car 7 – Leather Jacket, Black Boxers, White T-Shirt that read “I’m sorry, I can’t read you over the sound of my own awesome.”

    Shouts to Beth Ann, James, Ryan, Katie, and Alex – feel free to look me up on Facebook or Couchsurfing.

    On the way down, after the first group of 8 gets off, I’m still pretending not to notice. A guy is visiting from England with his friend, I’m sitting next to him. He tells his friend this is so surreal. I ask what’s going on – he informs me “Everyone is taking their trousers off!” I respond that, well, if they’re getting away with it, I’m going for it. Pantless, I get off the train, leaving a very baffled Englishman in my wake.

    An uneventful ride up and down and then to Union Square. Sidecar was a disaster, they had no idea what they were getting themselves into. I got in right before they closed the door, and immediately left. Went across the street to Shades of Green – great fun, hanging out with the calf contest, group photo, and completely random pantless band that assembled.

    All in all, tremendous fun; however it was crowded, and soo many pantless people it became less strange almost. I would recommend expanding to double the number of subway lines.