Worst Ice Skater Ever?

Crew:

Music: Mozart – Clarinet Concerto, 2nd movement
PA Voice: Itai Shoffman
Shot by: Matt Adams, Keith Haskel, Chloe Smolkin, Lisa Nussbaum, Kristopher Knight, Gabriel Chai, Myo Campbell, Spencer Thielmann, Adam Nawrot, Andrew Ellis, Dylan Tuccillo, Andrew Flynn Soltys
Photography: Katie Sokoler, Brian Fountain, Ari Scott, David Bledsoe – See below for Flickr links of their photos.
Produced by: Charlie Todd and Matt Adams, Ethan Lercher, Moira North, Itai Shoffman

Cast:

Ice Skater: Kenny Moir (performing Ice Theatre of New York’s repertory piece “In A Nutshell”)

For our latest mission an ice skater stranded alone on the rink transformed from a novice into an expert in New York’s Bryant Park. The project was a collaboration with Ice Theatre of New York. Enjoy the video above first, and then check out the photos and report below.

Every winter Bryant Park transforms its lawn into a ice skating rink. Earlier this year, Agents Adams and Sokoler were hanging out in the park when they witnessed a very funny moment. Every couple of hours the skaters are required to exit the rink so that the zamboni can clean the ice. While this was happening one man, a very poor skater, was stranded on the ice by himself, continually falling. This drew a large crowd of people gawking at his struggle. Agent Adams and Sokoler got an idea: what if we put a professional skater in this position and had him suddenly transform from a novice to an expert?

I met with Ethan Lercher from Bryant Park to discuss the idea. Ethan had helped facilitate our Mp3 Experiment in the park last year. He recommended I check out Ice Theatre of New York to find a skater, and directed me to a YouTube video of skater Kenny Moir doing a performance that seemed like exactly what I was looking for. When I saw the video, I couldn’t believe it. If we could get Moir to do this as an undercover performance in Bryant Park it would be perfect.

Agent Moir has nearly 50 years experience as a figure skater, having started at the age of 3. A native of British Columbia, Kenny competed in 9 Canadian Championships, resulting in a silver medal and several appearances at international competitions. He is currently the Executive Director of Figure Skating at New York’s Sky Rink. It was great to have such an experienced professional on board for the mission.

About five minutes before the zamboni cleaning was set to begin, Agent Moir entered the rink and blended in with the rest of the skaters. His bright red sweater and scarf made him stand out as he clumsily held onto the railing.

Agent Shoffman made the normal PA announcement to the crowd indicating that it was time for a zamboni cleaning and that all skaters should leave the rink.

Within a couple of minutes, Agent Moir was left completely alone on the opposite side of the rink.

As the zamboni entered the rink, Agent Shoffman got on the PA again and this time personally addressed Agent Moir, “Sir in the red sweater, you need to exit the ice.”

The crowd started to notice the poor guy stuck in the middle of the rink.

At this point, Agent Moir fell to the ground, creating even more of a spectacle.

We had classical music playing on the PA system throughout all this, and at this point the song subtly switched to the Mozart piece for Agent Moir’s routine. Over the course of five minutes he slowly transformed from a novice to an expert.

It was a blast watching the crowd realize what was going on as Agent Moir started doing more and more advanced moves. There was a huge crowd of skaters watching by the entrance, and even more inside the locker room area looking out the windows.

Agent Moir’s performance also attracted a crowd of onlookers in the two-story restaurant adjacent to the rink.

Other onlookers pressed up against the mounds of snow on the outside of the rink for a closer look.

When the piece finished, Agent Moir nonchalantly skated towards the exit to the applause of the crowd. He took off his skates and left the area as if nothing strange had happened.

Mission Accomplished.


OTHER RESOURCES:

Agent Katie Sokoler’s flickr set
Agent Brian Fountain’s flickr set
Agent Ari Scott’s flickr set
Agent David Bledsoe’s flickr set

– See the full performance of “In a Nutshell” on Ice Theatre’s YouTube channel.

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  1. Nice one. I liked it. Very simple.

    I am a little disgusted with people just standing around to watch him struggle, though, and not one person making a move to *help*. If it had been a real novice skater, that was mean. Way to make someone dislike the sport. Good thing I wasn’t there. I probably would have ruined the performance by trying to help. lol

  2. Loved it. If you used me for part A of this video it would have been authentic! I can’t skate for the life of me. TODD, please don’t make us wait too much longer for another mission, please.

  3. Aw, I loved it! I love watching figure skating, and this was especially nice, because I’ve played the Mozart Clarinet Concerto before! Lovely end to the month!

  4. I absolutely love it, and cannot believe I was just thinking about Ice skating I did at Wolman, now Trump’s in Central Park, when I lived in NYC, the city of my birth.. Thanks to you, Charlie, and to this excellent skater for a fun wake up this am….. Love, love, love you!

  5. This really happened to me the very first time I went ice skating, only with slightly different results. It was at an indoor rink in North Jersey back in ’98. I was on the exact opposite side of the rink from the exit when they announced a Hockey practice would be starting in 2 minutes. I was plodding my way around the boards and finally thought the hell with this, I can do it, and pushed off to cross the ice. I got two, maybe three strides when a “safety” assistant grabbed me from behind. I went down to the ice immediately. Later that night I was in such pain that I went to the emergency room for x-rays. Broken rib on my right side. I missed about a week off work. Since it’s very cold today, I can once again feel an ache in that rib. And every so often, the calcification rubs against my abdominal tissue and it hurts like a bitch. Anyone know what the statute of limitations would be?

  6. I, too, was dismayed that nobody came out to help him and so many were laughing at his distress. I found myself hoping that the crowd was aware that he was performing. I loved the performance, though!! Gentle and beautiful.
    How about an improv everywhere perormance going off of the (appearantly)
    ‘random act of kindness’ theme?

  7. IE always puts me in the best of moods and this mission was no different. Thank you for putting on the show! Like others I felt bad that no one tried to help. But once I read that Ethan Lercher was involved I knew a lot of planning must have went on behind the scenes to make this happen.

  8. Great idea, with a super skater. Love them mitts, bye! He didn’t do anything spectacular but the crowd clapped and cheered as if he’d landed the quad. Nice work.

  9. This was so cute! But what I love the most about this video is the chosen musical number: I played this piece at a contest in high school, it seems like it was forever ago and I haven’t touched my clarinet in so long, but when I listened to it I remember the piece like I played it yesterday! Thanks for the warm and fuzzy feelings!

  10. Haha, awesome. :D Just what I needed to brighten my evening. It was awesome watching the people go from laughing at Agent Moire to clapping for him. He’s a really talented ice skater; it was a very cool transition from novice to professional.
    Fantastic job, IE, thank you!

  11. Loved the Canadian red mittens! I don’t know if the Americans realize that these mittens are one of the defining symbols of the Olympics for Canadians. I still wear mine a year later.

  12. i dont understand, i’m visiting ny, i’m from buenos aires,and i suscribed to the mailist, so that i could participate or anticipate this kind of flashmobs, or the groupal ones.
    i’m only staying until the 17th of february. is it any chance that i could presence or participate while i’m here¿?
    i’m sad i wasn’t there watching this live.

    • We don’t invite people come watch. That’s not how it works. We have a few open-to-everyone events every year that we announce on the NY mailing list. Unfortunately I don’t think we will have any between now and Feb 17.

  13. I witnessed this and my friends and I wanted to jump over the wall to help. Then we realized what was going on and saw that the skates he had were black. All of the rental skates were blue. Very cool.

  14. I can’t believe not one person tried to help him out. Instead they all just stood back and laughed at him. Sure in the end he comes out on top (after showing them he is in fact professional), but who just stands back and mocks someone like that? How rude.

  15. Perfect example of why I love you guys.
    Your missions are never mean spirited and always have such a sweetness to them.
    Not a calculated icky sweetness but rather a touching and very human sweetness. A kindness thru shared laughter at the human condition. The everyman failings but without the ugliness. Your camera people capture such beautiful shots of the crowd and for me it’s really those shots, not the focus of the mission, that really move me. Thank You for doing what you do. <3.

  16. ??

    Why everyone is giving him applauses and everything? I congratz for the idea, job, production and everything, but I and everyone here watching (we are in 5) were just expecting something much better… as he was stopping everything, machines, space, people, we were thinking that in the end that he was really going to be a showman! But instead, he just made some pretty normal things…

    Well, perfect job, 9/10, only the final performance frustrated me a little…

  17. wow! looks like you freaks have entered sublime territory what with the classical music and all. although i am not a fan of adjectives, gotta admit it was lovely and heart-rendering. allow me to blow a sweet kiss in yall’s direction…

  18. desde el primer momento en que vi el video… lo primero que pense es porque nadien ayuda al tipo que tenia a salir de la pista… caray era lo primero que tenian q hacer que buena leccion…

  19. In the old movie “The Bishop’s Wife”, there is a skating scene where the cab driver does a similar routine, going from beginner to expert (with a little help from angel Cary Grant).

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