No Pants Report is Up

An exhaustive report of our recent No Pants mission is online in the missions section. Loads of photos, video, and documentation. Enjoy!


  1. Hillarious, but I think the women (and men) who wore panties (and skin tight underwear) went beyond humor into soft porn. This was not appropriate.

  2. I agree with you, Stacey.

    Hey does anyone know of a beach I can go to and not see “soft porn”? I haven’t been able to find one since the 1950’s.

  3. I give this report a grade of A plus. The only problem was that it was just too darned funny, which forced me to take occasional breaks to compose myself. You did a great job of compiling all these reports, videos, links and pictures. I particularly enjoyed the report from Agent McCarson. What a great Southern gal!

  4. Why was anyone arrested? I see joggers walking around Manhattan all year long in shorts. You mean if you wear MORE clothes by adding a winter jacket then it’s suddenly considered “public indecency”? It sure is great to live in a free country. This was a great mission that you crazy kids pulled off again!

  5. Your mission was a question on the NPR game show “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me!” Congrats guys, job well done.