Comments on: No Pants Update

By: Fredrik

Fredrik — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:41:15 +0000

I’m getting confused here. Why do you have two contradicting jokes posted on April fool’s day?

By: Southern Magnolia

Southern Magnolia — Mon, 01 May 2006 13:19:00 +0000

I was totally fooled and have been highly indignant until I spoke with an agent’s Mother last week and she reminded me that the news release came out on April Fool’s day! Duhh!! Ya got me!

By: dunford

dunford — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 00:00:41 +0000

Heh.

By: Dee

Dee — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 23:36:46 +0000

You guys are great.

By: David Again

David Again — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 22:37:14 +0000

I’m soooo coming to the protest

Give me nudity, or give me death!!!!

By: John

John — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 22:20:53 +0000

Holy shit, that is UNREAL! And look at Naomi Campbell, she beats the shit out of maids every year yet gets no time, even though each assault can get her a maximum sentence of 7 years. Russell Crowe is another punk who was let off the hook.

What you guys should do is if Naomi gets off this latest maid beating, or gets community service, is do a pants down in front of City hall in her honor. Don`t do it just in protest of the jailing of the agents because it will be looked upon as contempt and you all will get jail. Point out the hypocrisy so the Judge will have a reason to go lenient. Or better yet, hold a rally asking for justice for the maid …With all this talk about illegals now, and this inequality of justice, I`m sure you guys could come up with a great idea. For one, I wouldn`t be suprised if the maids she beats are illegals, so maybe you can make pretend you are illegals as well.

Damn man, that is ridiculous though they got time. I drive a taxi in NYC and just about everyone I pick up after 11pm could be busted for “disorderly conduct”. I had one asshole I picked up last week who puked up all over my cab, then pulled down his pants and started to piss himself, and when I called the cops after he passed out, they simply threw him on a train. No arrest, nothing. And guess who had to clean all that shit up? And I didn`t even get paid!

By: agent scooter

agent scooter — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 21:13:37 +0000

It’s my fault.
Even with the extra long boxer shorts, I still didn’t have it covered. This computer room at Rikers rocks

By: Rob Lathum

Rob Lathum — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 20:55:48 +0000

This is an absolute travesty. Whatever judge sent them to Riker’s Island is a complete fool! I am outraged! Maybe I should short-sheet his bed?

By: Ed

Ed — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 20:47:10 +0000

And you wonder why i left NYC? I live in a UTOPIA! Potsdam, New
York. Police presence? ZERO! Rent? 1/4 of NYC. I could go on, and
on, but the people have lost total control of NYC after the RNC
fiasco. It ROCKS here! :-) ed

By: Dan

Dan — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 20:46:52 +0000

That is absolutely ridiculous. No one’s life is made even mildly
worse by the no pants missions. The quality of life in new york is,
in fact, made better. There is no reason to punish the agents at all,
and sending them to prison is an absurd overreaction, if punishment is
going to be dealt out. Is this simply the city flexing its muscles.
I would like to join you for the no pants rally. No pants = freedom.
Pants = no freedom!
Also, If I can be of any assistance at the rally other than simply
attending, or if there’s anything I can do leading up to it, please
let me know. I will be very glad to help out.